Ayan S.
Yelp
Let me begin by reminding readers that:
1. This restaurant has 2 Michelin Stars
2. An abridged menu, and wine pairing, with coffee, costs 516 Euros.
Any evaluation has to be based on the above premises. And I have to say that I have NEVER been more disappointed by ANY restaurant on the Michelin Guide as much as I have been by Le Grande, let alone one rated 2 stars by Michelin!
To begin, let's talk about "portion sizes". I have never experienced such appallingly small (almost non-existent) portion sizes at ANY fine-dining restaurant. It's an immediate pathway to annoy someone who is paying north of 500 euros for a dining experience. I have never left a fine-dining venue "hungry", except this one. Literally, if you come here, you need "dinner" after this.
Second: this is perhaps the only venue I have been to where "bread" and a spread is counted as a "course". What a joke! Several (every single one that I have been to in Switzerland, for example) Michelin star restaurants give you choices of different types of home-made bread, with different spreads, without even writing it on the menu! Instead, here, they rip you off by using bread as (at least one, and I would say two, if you dissect the menu carefully) "course(s)"!
Third: You will be paying for the "chef's collectibles", in part. They will show you his collections of "salt and pepper containers", "steak knives", etc. Instead of attending to provide a "culinary" experience to remember, they will try to impress naive people with silverware! If you do an audit of their pricing structure, they will surely include this as part of the "experience", somewhere in their "accounting".
Fourth: probably the biggest--and one that I alluded to before--the price, and the value you get for it! By God's grace, I am one of the fortunate ones for whom money isn't an issue. Yet, for many people, such fine-dining experiences are once or twice in a lifetime! And if you choose this place, based on the Michelin Guide, boy, will you be disappointed, feel CHEATED, and left with a bitter taste in the mouth towards the fine-dining industry! To me, this is a disservice and a disgrace to the outstanding chefs out there, who really do provide "out of this world" experiences to people who step inside their venues!
Let me give context here, so that people realize what's going on, and why I took the time to write this.
Take a train trip of 4 hours from Paris, and reach the town of Lausanne in Switzerland. Take a bus to Crissier, and you will find a "3 Michelin star" restaurant: "Restaurant de l'Hôtel de Ville de Crissier". Make yourselves a booking there! For a full menu, wines, and coffee, you will pay 489 CHF. And I cannot even EXPLAIN the difference in experiences you will get! At Crissier, you will remember the experience for a LIFETIME; you will be treated to one "substantive" course after another; there will be unlimited (diverse, flavored) bread--NOT counted as a course; and boy, will you feel "satisfied" after the last dish has been served. And I cannot even begin to describe the "taste", "presentation", and things of that nature here!
Another "expensive" city in the world: San Francisco, USA. Take yourselves to the 3-star rated Atelier Crenn, or the 2-star rated Acquerello or Californios. You will see that it is literally a NIGHT AND DAY difference. And all three cost LESS than this place!
To Michelin: WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOUR QUALITY CONTROL? How does a restaurant like this get 2 stars? You need to check, as to how much bias exists in your ratings, when it comes to Paris! Send the SAME judges to the restaurants I mentioned, and have them provide a comparative rating. Take price into consideration! This place does not even deserve to be on the guide, let alone have "2 STARS"! The Michelin Guide used to be "sacred" to me till this day, as ALL the restaurants I have been to before (several that I don't even have space to write about in detail here) are above a VERY HIGH bar! How does a cheat of a restaurant like Le Grand get into such a coveted list? It's a pathetic outlier; a disgrace to fine-dining!