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"Haute French" means French cookery taken to its highest level. Add "slow food," and i'm ready to be wowed. So this will be a pickier and more technical review at €100 pp than usual. So yeah, the napkins. Chic colour and bespoke rings. I'd trade them both for cotton, or as I'd expect at this level, linen. Here it's 100pc Polyester, no. The top of table is all terrific. Plates and glassware, silverware all really fitting the lovely setting. The inside of the room has an excellent vibe, too. The team is professional and caring. They go missing at the end of the meal, dont repour wines and waters, and no midmeal checks, too. They were busy... but at this level... I hate not tipping but didn't. To the food! The amuse bouche was skilful and flavourful. The beetroot cream lacked the earthy notes that i suspect were the aim here. The sweetness, sure, and the sesame saved it from culinary collapse. But then the same basic structure was repeated the next course. Shiitake are amazing, but they were barely discernible in the repeated cream motif. Surely some shiitake and veal confit in the base, and a more powerful version of the garnish, which sounded powerful but didn't deliver. I get that the whole thing is delicate, but it just goes nowhere, especially right after its cousin, the beetroot cream. Things pick up for me with the sturgeon entree. "Nouvelle Cuisine" anointed in the 70s by Gault Millau, makes a come back. I wish my partners dish was identical. Where my sturgeon is paper thin and trimmed of the gristle that sturgeon has, hers is cut 3 times as thick, with all the gristle left behind. The aboyeur shouldn't have let it out of the kitchen, and the room team should have picked it up, too. I could see it from across the table. The aubergine course was a step in the right direction. A fine composition. I guess the sweetness came from the miso, though that's news to me. It wasn't in balance with the saltiness of the credible caviar used. This balance is key to this dish. The fish was well prepared, with beautiful asparagus and a gentle cream sauce. The veal was too quality, though the farce was a bit neutral for my taste. The puree was baffling. The rule i was taught about puree is to be certain that the puree is superior to the item before it's pureed. Artichoke puree can be splendid. Tuna mousse (a poached quenelle, for example) can be sublime. But thesentwo mixed together have a strange taste and the texture of taro puree. I love vitello tonnato, but this dish needs work. Personally, I'd put a tuna mousse in the veal and let the artichokes do their thing. The other elements are really well handled. Dessert (i would expect a small pre dessert, at this level) was solid, but an opportunity lost. The strawberry dessert was eye-catching and ate nicely. No fresh element? In a country with the world's best strawberries? The rhubarb tries hard to wow, with the curiosity use of red beans. I love them, but in my culture, they're associated with cheap chinese or korean desserts and bubble tea. It was ok, but the par cooked rhubarb didn't seem to have a purpose. Love the freeze-dried rhubarb, though.
I see that the slow food nod is held by mostly local sourcing. In France, that's not too unusual because France is as good as any place on earth for produce. As for "haute".. im sorry, but for me, on this day, with these plates, not haute.