Sarita C.
Yelp
Let me preface this by saying I really don't like to post negative reviews, especially for mom n pops'. I'm also not finicky, picky, nor snobby about food.
I LOVE Ethiopian food. Even mediocre versions are still pretty good. I can even safely say I've never had "bad" Ethiopian cuisine. The spectrum, in my experience, has only ranged from "pretty decent" to "ridonculously delicious." I ate at Fresh Ethiopian (Inglewood) once and it was spicy as hellllll, even though we have a very high heat tolerance. It was almost inedibly spicy, but we just took it slow and still enjoyed it. Because it had bold flavors, actual spice, and it was still bomb as fuck. Just sayin! I do not complain about Ethiopian food.
So when the craving hit, I did some research for delivery options, and weighed them on Yelp. It came down to Buna (which we've had before and loved) and this place. Despite the 3.5 stars, especially compared to Buna's 4.5, we still decided to give them a shot.
You know why? Because we like to root for the underdogs. The ones that may unfairly have bad reviews due to disgruntled customers, awkward politics, or just an unapologetic way of serving authentic-unwatered-down flavors that are true to their roots (flavors that may offend some Americans or just non-Ethiopians). This is obviously what we were hoping for-- as there were a couple reviewers that speak on this and tout how "authentic" this place is.
So, me and my dude always get a whole trout and veggie platter of some kind whenever we order
Ethiopian. It's our go-to. Their menu online shows they have a whole fish entree ($15), a fish & veggie platter combo ($22), and a veggie platter ($16). We could've gone with the fish/veggie combo but figured it'd be more food getting both entrees: the fish entree and a separate veggie platter. I mean, duh, right? It's a 9 dollar difference, of course it must be more food, right?
NOPE! It looked exactly like what a fish&veggie combo would look like. No extra veggies whatsoever.
I even called before ordering to see exactly what the fish entree came with, and the lady said it was the fish with some veggies (as it should be for $15, and as it is at every other Ethiopian spot). I call back wondering if they had forgotten the extra veggies, but now she's claiming the trout ONLY comes with just that, a trout and nothing else, and "Sorry, i forgot your extra injera."
So basically, I got exactly what I would get by ordering a fish&veggie combo...for 9 extra dollars. She ADMITTED this, too, when I brought it up, but refused to be helpful in any way. After much debate, she begrudgingly refunds me $5. Hence, the 2-stars.
This all happened before even tasting the food. This is a whole other issue. Actually, the main issue. Honestly, had the food actually been remotely decent, I wouldn't even be writing this review. Never have I been served such a DRY-ASS-BURNT-ASS-INEDIBLE-ASS fried trout in my whole damn life. Really seemed like they had fried it hours prior and kept it under a warmer overnight. Tasted like trout jerky, not the usual juicy-tender-flaky fried goodness that we're used to being served everywhere else.
The veggies?? Lentils were horribly undercooked hard bits. The collard greens, cabbage, carrots, potatoes, green beans ALL flavorless sludge severely lacking any kind of texture or spice. Again, did not think this was possible.
Oh, and the cherry on top: the coffee is literally 3 oz. for 3 bucks. Straight robbery. Yeah yeah, it's "special Ethiopian coffee" or whatever. Yes, It was supposed to be, but really just tasted like bitter/burnt coffee water. I'm sure it's worth it for the ceremony, but definitely not delivery.
Anyway, Never again. Too many bomb Ethiopian spots to settle for this garbage. Try Ibex, Fresh, Buna, Awash, Rosalind's, Rahel, I could go on and on. Anywhere but here, and thank me later.