Joe D.
Yelp
Nothing about our visit is worth remembering:
1. Staff: lots of them. If you'd ever seen the Energizer Bunny commercials then you are nearest to their description. Unbelievably smothering and overbearing, very pushy at times (trying to convince you with a 5 minute salespitch to buy their 10USD/microteaspoon of caviar). You get to see all of them at your table while dining.
2. Background music: not much background, losts of loud nervous jazz music
3. Food: we choose the only actual/practical option available, the main 6-course serving (€71, and the whole table has to have the same). We received glamorous names for basically mayonaise-ridden little servings. The "american fillet" was a hollowed-out onion filled with greasy machine-minced meat with lots of mayonaise. The "king-crab" was a bundle of unrecognisable content without a trace of kingcrab and a covering of orange-coloured tasteless mayonaise passing for lobster bisque.
The sweetbread was a 3x2x0.5cm piece of meat whose delicate taste was drowned in a pungent sauce and distasting accompaniements.
The "spare rib" was 2 pieces of boneless meat (5x4x1cm) covered in a very sugary red "sauce", accompanied by some grated raw carrot.
4. Surroundings: large accoustically dreadfull refectory-style main "room". Furniture: plastic uncovered tabletops, refectory-style lighting.
5. Service: see 1, and what stuck as a sore eye: we had a bottle of wine, and when asking for a refill per glass from the menu the wine was poured in our used glasses.
Expensive to boot, within a 500m radius there are lots of better choices to be made.