Joisey G.
Yelp
Pretty bad, to the point where I felt I had to write this because...how does this place have even over a 3 star rating?!
Drinks and food: party of 4, one of us ordered a Cosmo, it was basically some sort of sugar mix (no alcohol that I could taste). 4-5 red wines available by the glass (no Montepulciano--bottle only! is this a real Italian place?!), I asked for a recommendation with pasta, waiter said he had never tasted any but asked "do you like sweet wines?" No sommelier, no staff with any clue, I asked for a sample of the Chianti, it was 'good enough' so I got a glass.
Asked about homemade pastas--why go to an Italian place in the North End that doesn't make their own?--answer: only pastas that say "homemade" on the menu, are. Fair enough. That meant manicotti or gnocchi (no ziti, penne, linguini, spaghetti, nothing homemade). Our table ordered one of each. As my son would say, they were "mid." Very bland--honestly tasted worse than Rao's in the jar marinara--and the bolognese was the same: it tasted as if someone just put fried ground beef into a marinara sauce. I frankly am not convinced either was indeed homemade, as the texture of the gnocchi and the taste of the manicotti screamed 'reheated from frozen'.
The free white bread is sliced and served with ice cold butter in little packets, like you get at Waffle House (no garlic bread on offer on the menu itself, so this will need to be your bread for the meal). A small glass container of olive oil on the table tasted like...Kirkland brand?
Service: Our waiter was absolutely clueless--and completely disinterested. We were one of about 4 tables (entire restaurant was empty, which was frankly the clue we should have listened to before walking in and eating without a reservation!). He had no recommendations about anything (see wine convo above) and he seemed bothered when we asked for things. When we left, he was sitting at a table near the register with about 5 other staff members, just chatting, which finally made his whole mien make sense to us: he never really wanted to wait the table, just get back to chatting with friends.
Overall, bad cocktails, wine, food and no atmosphere to speak of=SKIP THIS PLACE! If you're in the North End, I'll recommend Tony & Elaine's instead or...Olive Garden? At least when you're there, you're family? I don't know. Either way, do not go to L'Osteria, it is Italian in name only.