brett h.
Yelp
Do not fall for this trap in the market. I wasted a precious two hours at this place. Came with my boyfriend and we were immediately seated by a very young asian girl at the table nearest the counter. This meant my seat jutted out into the hallway where food was being run. The area also had a dingy looking outlet with lots of dust and cobweb fibers above the table. Overall the place feels like a triangular cafeteria, a somewhat depressing atmosphere, less authentically gritty and more like the bare necessities of what is needed for a "restaurant" (loosely defined in this case as a business where food is occasionally served to people).
When we arrived there were about four tables with people, which, surprisingly is a mostly full house at this place. The same young woman seemed overwhelmed by this modest number of customers who were there and would frantically run to each table in between long absences in the back kitchen, where incidentally I saw a very young child wandering around by deep fryers and hot ovens. We had our order taken almost as soon as we sat down and then were promptly abandoned for a good thirty minutes while the girl attended to the other tables. Apparently forgetting about us (even though we were just a few feet from the counter), she left us without coffee or water refills, and (we later discovered), this entire time had never actually put our orders in.
After about 45 minutes she came back to take our orders again, explaining very briefly that the orders were never run up. So we ordered for a second time. My boyfriend asked for a side of aeoli and she had no idea what this was, even though there was (ironically) a blackboard hanging right behind me that listed garlic aeoli as one of the ingredients on a burger. She apologized a lot and said the food would be done "in one minute." The minute stretched on for a another good twenty to twenty five minutes and the entire time I was wishing I had just walked out much earlier. To add insult to injury a group of asians showed up and they are immediately whisked to the one cushioned bench in the place (which they were clearly saving) and even had the groups' food ready when they arrived!
Finally the food comes. I had the crab benedict. The crab does not taste fresh, even though this place is literally surrounded by fresh seafood stands. The eggs are not runny at all and clearly overcooked (strange for a rush job). I specifically chose to come here because they serve actual hash browns (a rarity these days) not some roasted fingerling potatoes bullshit. Unfortunately, the hashbrowns were stringy and tasteless, not at all crunchy. So to some up: waited an hour and a half for overcooked, unfresh crab and pathetic hash browns and all for $17! How is this even a one dollar sign place at that point?
Of course the waitress was apologetic and I will say she was at least nice but it's not like we had anything comped or any real gesture of regret like you would get at almost any other restaurant if they fucked up your order that badly. This is maybe the first time in five years that I have not tipped anything and I still felt like I overpaid. We were, of course, charged for the aeoli. Go to the Athenian instead.