Atom B.
Yelp
Easy on the pipe-cleaner, please!
Mayflower's intimate atmosphere and overall feel really made me want to like this place, but I just couldn't. A friend and I stopped over for drinks while waiting for a dinner seating at Aita next door and, well, we probably should have simply taken a walk in the crisp autumn air instead.
My gin and tonic tasted like anything but a gin and tonic - I could have ordered any other drink in the world and it would have been closer to the mark. Perhaps something was just off - I can forgive and forget.
My friend's drink is an entirely different story. Grenadine? Check. Cherries? Check. Miniature pipe cleaner brush that we all remember so well from kindergarten arts and crafts projects? Um, What!
Both my friend and I are very understanding people, we don't pretend things like this are the end of the world and we don't make anything into a scene. I took the drink back and as discretely as I could, showed the bartender. I asked for a beer instead, but she mixed another drink anyway - it's possible she didn't hear me. The second try was craft free, but still terrible.
We decided it was time to leave.
I'll give you another try Mayflower, sometime. Because, like I said, I really do want to like you. But next time, I'll be drinking well before I show up just so my standards aren't as demanding.