Joshua T.
Yelp
First off, I would like to apologize to all 15 of my Yelp friends for my extreme level of inactivity as of late..... no excuses here, but I do have a lot to write about since my last post. So I will start with this place.....
Meridian Speedway ----- conveniently located in Meridian, Idaho.
Now, you are probably asking yourself, "What the fuck were you doing in Meridian, Idaho, you idiot??" I know. I know. A foolish place to be, especially for a liberal from San Diego. Long story short... my sister and her husband moved there for various reasons, so I went to visit. I went there in May, but it has taken a lot of emotional breakthroughs for me to accept the fact that I now have family ties in a place known as Idaho. I think their license plates say "Great Potatoes" or some shit like that. "Oh really, you guys have killer potatoes....???" Snore.
Now, your second question is probably something along the lines of, "Why the fuck did you go to a goddamm 'speedway' in goddamm Meridian in goddamm Idaho????" Well, the speedway was hosting MMA cage fighting and the cover was only $10, and hey, I was in Idaho... it was either that or attempt to drink an 18 pack of Natural Ice with the rest of the locals and argue with each other over who had the coolest Iron Cross or Skull and Crossbones tattoo.
So the night moved on at the speedway, and the country music was a wailin' and the fighters were a fightin' and the crowd was a hootin'. The third fight was about to start, and a local favorite was walking down the aisle to his corner and he was wearing a cowboy hat and a shirt that said "I HATE HIPPIES" on it. The crowd LOVED this. "Yeeeeaaaaahhhhhhhh, I fuckin' hate hippies toooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" These were the sentiments of the members in the crowd behind me, to the side of me, and in front of me. Now, I am not a huge fan of hippies or anything, but needless to say, I was a bit uncomfortable. So I decided to go grab myself a beer to ease the tension that was building up in the crowd. At the snack bar you can feel free to treat yourself to a bucket of beer (on tap, basically a pitcher's worth) along with a side of Freedom Fries. And if you are really feeling up to it, get yourself some Chili Freedom Fries, or even some Nacho Cheese Freedom Fries. "What the fuck?" I ask myself. "People still sell those things???" Well, apparently Freedom Fries are here to stay at the Speedway. So go ahead and get em' while they're hot.
Meridian Speedway gets an instant star for allowing onlookers to witness full contact carnage for only $10. This place truly appreciates violence. And another star for proudly promoting irresponsible amounts of drinking for only $6 (the plastic bucket of beer). Oh and beware, knives are not allowed inside, but American made hand guns are supported and welcomed. Only American made though.