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I was alerted to the existence of the new Battersea Mien Tay almost from the moment it opened by South London food bloggers and tweeters @chrispople (http://cheesenbiscuits.blogspot.com/ ) and @hollowlegs (http://www.lizzieeatslondon.blogspot.com/) , and other equally fanatical foodies.
It's practically unforgiveable that I hadn't tried it until today, given that I live literally two minutes away.
I had relatively low expectations, having judged the place - rather like the proverbial book cover - by its external, naïvely kitsch appearance.
I have embarrassingly not been to Vietnam (to be rectified in 2010?) but I have variously had Vietnamese in New York, Sydney, in Hong Kong, elsewhere in London, and possibly somewhere else, and NONE, not one, matches the sheer, ludicrous, surreal brilliance of Mien Tay, Lavender Hill.
Communication started badly - the English of the staff is worse than poor. Add to that the fact that I didn't want to even attempt to make considered choices from the 202-item menu, but rather have suggestions made for me, and I couldn't make them understand that I didn't care or know what I wanted, I just wanted them to feed me according to their whim.
Having more or less made ourselves understood, because my dining companion's patience far surpasses mine, we were treated to a hypnotic array of flavours and sensations that must be the most perplexing and delightful within a radius of two miles, until you hit Chez Bruce on Wandsworth Common, Trinity in Clapham, or Cambio de Tercio in Chelsea. With a big difference: this costs next to nothing. There isn't a dish over six quid. Two people can stuff their faces for under £30, or eat a huge bowl of pho for a tenner between them.
Stand out dishes:
Chim cúc (Chargrilled Quail with Honey, Garlic & Spices)
Pho tái viên (Rice Noodle Soup with Sliced Beef & Beef Ball)
Bò lua hong (Sliced Beef in Coconut Juice & Wine Vinegar, served in a Clay Pot)
For this last one, you cooked it yourself at the table, on a small gas cooker!
We finished off this remarkable feast with something scarily called Chè ba màu - Gelatinous Seaweed Rainbow Drink with Mung Beans.
We will be returning, again and again.
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