Fox E.
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If you are the lock, I have the KEY
If you're Anthony Kaedis, I am FLEA
And unlike freedom, this isn't FREE
So come get Boba from MOGE TEE!
If you are Edam, I'll be BRIE
If you're the princess, I'm the PEA
If you want sausage, I'll bring the D
But if you want Boba, try MOGE TEE!
I ran here so fast, I blew out my KNEE
It hurt so bad, like an EMERGENCY
But I said no, don't call the EMT
Just take me for Boba at MOGE TEE!
If you're Dr. Watson, it's ELEMENTARY
If you have 2 lovers, wanna make it the THREE?
If the bathroom's empty, I need to PEE
And if you need Boba, go to MOGE TEE!
WHAT!
One of my fave Boba shops in the whole country, and one of NYC's finest. Might be my fave shop in Manhattan for Boba - and definitely up there, both for consistency of excellent product, and lovely service.
Now that I've been to all of them, this is still my fave Moge location in New York City with some of the best service. Sadly, my favourite girl doesn't work here anymore, and had kind of an acrimonious departure for that matter, but they still make wonderful drinks and are willing to go off menu which is great - black tea instead of green, no upcharge as some Moge locations do (looking at you Long Island City), and no flat out refusal (looking at you Chinatown and Flushing).
The decor is spectacular and some of my fave in Manhattan, and Barbie loved it as her first ever experience of Moge, so this is the Moge I would come to when trying to introduce someone to the brand, and when in Manhattan, and will continue to come here, because it's just excellent and all the drinks are wonderful.
All in all, it's a truly amazing Moge, so much so that I came twice while I was here most recently. I like it significantly better than the ones in both Chinatown Manhattan, Midtown Manhattan, Long Island City, and Flushing's Chinatown Queens. Service and drinks are spectacular and without the questionable attitude that several the other Moge locations have.
Now I hope you all listen to me and try it, or at least moge of you anyway.
If you're on Kayak, I'm TRAVELOCITY
If you're Siouxsie Sioux, then I'm the BANSHEE
If you're the Titanic, then I'll be the DEBRIS
If you like Sade, just call me the MARQUIS
If you're running for election, I'm an ABSENTEE
If you're in Somalia, I'm DJIBOUTI
If you're Pam Anderson, I'm TOMMY LEE
If I'm a Spice Girl, you're a WANNABE
Are you from Nashville cuz you're the only TEN I SEE
If I'm Dallas, you can do me like DEBBIE
If you're Macauley in My Girl, I'm the BEE
So float like a butterfly down to MOGE TEE!
If I'm a sports better, you're the BRIBED REFEREE
If you're Charlie Brown, then I'm SNOOPY
If I'm JWoww, then you're SNOOKI
If I'm your husband, then you're my TROPHY
If this review gets censored you can blame the FCC
Wanna see a Wonka, I'll show you the WILLY
As for Barbie, she's out looking for the BBC
Hopefully she'll call me and she'll share them with ME
I mean, there's a reason they call me AC/DC
That's a pretty average night at house of FOX E & BARBIE
And yes I'm very proud that we're both LGBT
But there is nothing average about drinks at MOGE TEE!
WHAT!