Dean C.
Yelp
4/1/23
My recent trip to Monterey for a weekend getaway with our 3yr old and 2month old kids was totally a reminder of how acclimatized we people are from the Bay Area to crappy butt service, and the entitlement of waiting staff for tips that were not earned. I never felt so willing to be generous with tips... and thus I was.
And don't even get me started on those 5% "SF Mandate" aka "Living Wage Surcharge" aka "Small Business Surcharge" aka GREED charges... never saw one of those should-be-illegal resort fees at any restaurant here.
Anyway, forget SF... this place is about You. Our waitress even said straight up to us, "I am here for you. Whatever you want, you tell me." And she kept her promise.
As for the food...
1. Talley Chardonnay $15 "'estate' arroyo grande, CA, '19": It was good but sorry I didn't take notes.
2. Brown Butter Old Fashioned $16 "brown butter washed bourbon, house roasted almond syrup": Amazing!!! Truly. You know me--I've tried a lot, and I really look for that complexity of flavor and texture in cocktails, and this really has all the nuances you could want--especially that butter wash! Just the right amount of meatiness and oiliness that really gets your senses... sensuated. 10/10
3. Trio of Oysters on the Half Shell $18 "chef's daily inspiration": Well, firstly, just look at the pics--let me know if that's not the prettiest plate of raw oysters you've ever seen outside of a Michelin-star prix fix menu you've ever seen. And yes, they are as fresh as they look--so much so that they're actually just a little crunchy. The guts are creamy, just a little bitter. Unfortunately, though the garnish is super pretty I don't taste any of it. 8/10
4. Miso Glazed Pork Belly $23 "pickled apple arugula salad, garlic chili oil": This one was an absolute fail. This came early in the meal so after being served this I actually had a really bad feeling the rest was gonna be god awful too... luckily I was wrong. Firstly, they made a mistake and brought us 2 plates. I told the buslady and she took one back--the one that's TWICE as big as the one she left. That's not good. Seriously, check out my pic--this was basically a 1.5" square of roasted pork belly. Pretty ridiculous. Also the plating was awful--half the play was empty and the sauce looked like dirty water running across the plate. But worst of all, it was nearly inedible. The skin was hard and it tasted like this was cooked yesterday and kept under a lamp. Like how can basically a block of fat be dry to the point that it couldn't be chewed? 1/10
5. 'Sterling Farms' White Sturgeon $45 "forbidden black rice and butternut squash, sauteed florentina, ginger-tamari glaze": OH GOD YES. This absolutely made up for that disgusting pork belly. The outer sections of the surgeon were a little on the dry side, but once you got through the surface layers you're treated to a waterfall of juices seeping out the microscopic crevices in the firm, white, yet buttery flesh. Sure, I think if they can cook it just 10% less it would have been perfection, but this was orgasmic as is. 10/10
6. Kid's Orecchietta Pasta $16 "butter & cheese, or pomodoro sauce": Memory is a bit vague but I did remember the pasta (kinda like shells but not?) was al dente but the sauce was too thin. But my 3yr old isn't the world's biggest connoisseur so he gobbled it up.
7. Snake River Farms Wagyu Eye of Ribeye $72 "tripled seared, smashed & duck fat fried yukon golds, charred onion, black garlic emulsion": Perfectly medium rare. The meat was seriously high-quality--no sinew, and totally soft and tender like filet. But I do wish they kept some of the fat. It was too lean to feel like a good ribeye. Also, I will say, my wife bought for me a huge also-Snake-River-Farms wagyu ribeye roast for my bday (but I ended up smoking it for my kid's 1st bday) and that meat was totally different--it was almost foie gras-like in buttery fattiness. This one was absolutely opposite. Also, I could have used 2x as much--portions were pretty small. 7/10
8. Side Smashed & Duck Fat Fried Yukon Golds with Chermoula $16: These are the same as those served with my steak. Shouldn't have ordered this. 8/10
9. White Chocolate Brioche Bread Pudding $14: 1 of top 3 best bread puddings I've EVER had. Another was a croissant-based one in SF. But definitely The #1 Prettiest Bread Pudding I've ever seen. Just look at the pics. And it tastes just as glorious as it looks. Soooooo silky inside. Like tasting the solidified air of love. 10/10
10. Spiced Pear Tart $16 "bourbon, spiced pear syrup, walnut liqueur and lemon juice": Tastes like Asian plum actually. One of the best cocktails ever. So rich and complex. Pear almost tasted fermented. Amazing. 10/10
11. Latte $4.50
Bring $300 for 2. Treat yourself to what a great dinner should be, service, food, and all.
5/5
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