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Not to be confused with Mr Geek (Bill Gates), Mr Geck (the Geico animal), Mr Glock (the guy that invented the Xylophone... or was it the handgun), Mr Gunk (the uggo who humped my leg while I was asleep that one time in North Carolina, and got my muscular thigh all gooey by the time I woke up - #MeToo), and Mr Gawk (that creepy hairy guy in the corner who keeps staring at my bulge).
What to get: Gyro
Why: I need a Gyro
How about a slice?: I'm holding out for a Gyro til the morning light
What kind?: It's got to be big and it's got to be good and it's got to be fresh from the fryer
Gyros aren't fried, are they?: Shut up
Even though it's over $8, their gyro is absolutely awesome. It's not the best I've ever had, but the pita bread is good and hot and fresh, and the tomatoes and sauce both taste great... perhaps it could use a little more tomatoes and onions (maybe I'll ask for extra next time), but oh my goodness - they give you enough meat to feed a small country - or even a large country really. And a medium sized country, for that matter. And the most important thing - the meat was delicious - not bland, not generic, not too greasy, not fake, not dry, not lukewarm, not congealed. It avoided all the pitfally pitfalls of so many bad and pitfallious Gyros I've had.
Yes pitfallious is a word. Now. Because I've used it, and I'm from Oxford, so it has now entered common usage. Not to be confused with London politicians using it, in which case it'd be House Of Commons usage.
Speaking of comm-ons, what's a nice Yelper like you doing on a page like this?
And speaking of huge amounts of impressive meat, the sandwich was so huge that I gave a large part of it away to a homeless guy - so I ate less than half of it - and was still completely and utterly full. Hopefully he enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed the 1/3 or so, which as I said, filled me up completely.
I've had some pretty iffy gyros in my day so I'm surprised this one did not get a better rating on Yelp. But then you know how Yelp is.
So skip Mr Greek, Mr Gawk, and especially Mr Gunk (guy should be in jail), and get to Mr Greek.
Also not to be confused with Mr Gronk (the multiple Super Bowl winner, who likes to do the same things I like to do with porn stars, and is as show offy about it, and also hails sort of from Williamsville, and will win another ring tomorrow).
And me? I can chug Gyros like Gronk can chug beer. And if you point out that he's taller, cuter, more muscular than me? I just pout and chug my shoulders.
Sob. I need a big chug right about now.