Tramaine B.
Yelp
I found Narwhal Jousting Club on TikTok even though it's only about seven minutes from my house (the algorithm clearly knows me better than I know my own neighborhood). They used to offer a larger menu, but they're exclusively on burgers and fries. And honestly? They understood the assignment.
The restaurant operates out of a small house converted into a casual dining spot, with both indoor and outdoor seating available. Ordering is easy through a kiosk, and the menu is straightforward: a single or double burger with fries.
I went with a double burger, no cheese, extra pickles, and extra onions and to my surprise, there was no extra charge for the extras. As someone who loves pickles and onions, I appreciated how generously they were added. The onions were especially flavorful and well seasoned, and I could smell how good the burger was through the bag before I even opened it. It was juicy, flavorful, and honestly one of the best burgers I've had in Houston.
I'm not a huge fan of the fries, but the burger more than made up for it. You can choose to dine in, eat on the patio, or take it to go like I did.
I will definitely be back!