Narwhal Jousting Club

The best burgers in HTX! Fast and inexpensive what more could you want? Great service and friendly owners? Narwhal Jousting Club has that too! Definitely get the double and I'd recommend salt and pepper fries over the "magical" ones. If you're a burger lover, or simply eat one on occasion, this is THE place to get yourself to!

Narwhal Jousting Club is a hidden gem for a solid burger meal. For just $10 you get a juicy burger, crispy fries, and a drink, which feels like a great deal. I have no idea about the tacos, but the burgers are delicious and cooked just right—definitely worth a visit if you’re craving a good, simple combo.

The world needs more places like this. Best burger and fries I’ve had in a long time. A true gem. Special shout out to their pickle game. I love my burger-pickles like I like my wife…thick with a little crunch. I only had the double patty cheeseburger. But it was so good, I’m ready to try everything else they make.

This place is 10/10!! I had the cheeseburger combo which comes with their magic fries and a drink for $10! The burger is AMAZING…best burger in Houston! You can tell the patty is homemade. It is perfectly paired with their sauce, melty cheese and caramelized onions. The magic fries are so delicious and different. They are perfectly crispy on the outside and have a sweet and salty magic dust on the outside which works. The service was fast as your order at the kiosk and they bring out your order. The inside is small but welcoming. There are a few tables for dine in. I highly recommend you try them out for an affordable and delicious burger.

we came 20 min before close, and they were so sweet and whipped us up incredible burgers to go!!! the flavor is insane, and the fries are crisp to perfection!!! couldn’t recommend this place more!! come and support a local spot!

I'm almost appalled at how good this place is. My expectations weren't super high as the parking lot had a bunch of no parking signs, outside of the building said "tacos", and the interior had a total of one narwhal, but as soon as I took a bite my mouth had some kind of spiritual awakening. Even if the fries didn't have seasoning they'd be A+; the awesome sauce is a horrible name - it should be called Nirvana sauce, and the burger was just so, so good. It is a slippery burger though so make sure to not wear white if you're a messy eater.

The only items on the menu here are fries, drinks, and either a cheeseburger or double cheeseburger with or without pickles, onions and sauce. Simple. Streamlined. The single cheeseburger combo is $10 and the double cheeseburger combo is $13. Grab a cold drink from the ice bucket, take a seat right in front of the air conditioning, and wait for them to bring it out.

The name is what brought us here to try it, but honestly the food was amazing. Fries and a burger like I've never had. The fries have a delicious flavor to them and the burgers have an amazing sauce on them that's unique to anything I've tried. Good food for a good price.

I found Narwhal Jousting Club on TikTok even though it's only about seven minutes from my house (the algorithm clearly knows me better than I know my own neighborhood). They used to offer a larger menu, but they're exclusively on burgers and fries. And honestly? They understood the assignment. The restaurant operates out of a small house converted into a casual dining spot, with both indoor and outdoor seating available. Ordering is easy through a kiosk, and the menu is straightforward: a single or double burger with fries. I went with a double burger, no cheese, extra pickles, and extra onions and to my surprise, there was no extra charge for the extras. As someone who loves pickles and onions, I appreciated how generously they were added. The onions were especially flavorful and well seasoned, and I could smell how good the burger was through the bag before I even opened it. It was juicy, flavorful, and honestly one of the best burgers I've had in Houston. I'm not a huge fan of the fries, but the burger more than made up for it. You can choose to dine in, eat on the patio, or take it to go like I did. I will definitely be back!

For what it is , it's good for the double meat burger I wish they had bacon the fries and burger were freshly made . Super small inside but it was empty so not bad very cal. The lady fixing the order was nice . The only think I disliked is my first bite the burger patty fell apart other than that all great . Definitely need to add some bacon and not so much seasoning on the meat it was a bit salty when I tried it alone . Great place to try out .

This place is 10/10!! I had the cheeseburger combo which comes with their magic fries and a drink for $10! The burger is AMAZING...best burger in Houston! You can tell the patty is homemade. It is perfectly paired with their sauce, melty cheese and caramelized onions. The magic fries are so delicious and different. They are perfectly crispy on the outside and have a sweet and salty magic dust on the outside which works. The service was fast as your order at the kiosk and they bring out your order. The inside is small but welcoming. There are a few tables for dine in. I highly recommend you try them out for an affordable and delicious burger.

We came and we ate, it's a simple little spot burgers & fries only order at the kiosk and 10 minutes later your burger comes out. It's messy and I love me a messy burger. It's rich so get ready, 5 spice fries so get ready.

So glad I tried this place! I got the burger combo with extra sauce & onions. Comes with fries & a drink for $10. Staff is so kind & food came out fast. Will be back

The burger at this place was great. It didn't make it home. It melts in your mouth. I never eat pickles nor onions on my burger but I did with this one. 13 dollars for a double patty fries and a can drink was worth it. Everyone inside and out was very nice. I got my order in 7 minutes. . I will be back.

I came here with my Narwhal friend who was visiting from The North Pole. We agreed that this was our favorite spot to sip and fuel up on great food and good bev for all of our Houston adventures. The Narwhal Dog was his favorite. My favorite had to be Beef Pho Real sando. The space was comfy and inviting, and the customer service was top notch! Thanks Chris and friends--we will definitely be back!

We will definitely be back! We got the steak sandwich, tots, and a chili dog. The chili dog has an Asian chili on it, with tons of flavor! There's a really cute little patio to sit on and eat.

So good!! The tots were the star of the show. Cute, quirky atmosphere. Staff were friendly! It's take away only, but so yummy! Will be back again soon!!