John B.
Yelp
When we arrived at Nino Gordo for dinner for our 8:00 pm reservation, there were about dozen or more people standing in front, waiting and the door was locked, which I thought was odd. There are no windows, so you can't see inside. Eventually, the door swung open. A woman asked who had a reservation and we stepped forward. Oddly, the other people didn't budge.
Inside, the two dining rooms are lit with red lights, giving the place an unexpected and somewhat surreal appearance. There is a third room, the kitchen, with a long counter, in which the lighting is white, but the heat from the kitchen makes sitting there unbearable. The hostess led us to a table in the second red lit room and we immediately thought, "WTF?" The tables are about two feet tall and the chairs have no backs. It looked incredibly uncomfortable. I asked to be seated in the main room, but the hostess said it wasn't possible as all the tables were reserved. Mind you, at this moment, the place was virtually empty. I was perplexed and somewhat miffed that my request was denied. Again, "WTF?"
I sat down at the table and immediately got up. This was nuts. We waited, standing, for our friends to arrive. Adriana had made the reservation and I hoped that she might be able to straighten this out. Within minutes, she and her husband arrived. She looked stunned when she learned that the table we had been "assigned" the very same table at which they sat a week earlier. She explained to the hostess (I didn't hear the entire conversation) that when she made the reservation she specifically asked to be seated in the main room and not in the room with the two foot tall tables. But the hostess prevailed. At this point, less than half of the restaurant was full.
Given no option, we sat down at the ridiculous table and decided to make the best of it. The lights are red and the menu is red, making it difficult to read. "WTF?"
My wife observed that despite the tables in the main room being of normal height, they have metal shelves below the table tops, so that it's impossible to cross one's legs (see the photo). Crazy.
We ordered wine and five plates to share, which is what our server suggested. The food, which consisted of various Asian-inspired dishes, it turned out, was quite good and the server was correct that five plates would be ideal for four people.
I guess the non-negotiable bargain with Nino Gordo is that they will make you feel uncomfortable and treat you like a child. In return you get fed. Interesting concept, but I have no tolerance for such B.S.
Ambiance: 2 stars
Service: 1 star
Food: 4 stars
p.s. There is one aspect of this experience that was amusing. When, after 1.5 hours, we all stood up from our ridiculous table and "chairs," we all felt like Gulliver, which was funny.