Jason D.
Yelp
I've wanted to eat at Nobu for a long time, and this experience left me underwhelmed.
I came in for an early dinner - 4:30pm - and there was only one other table in the restaurant. The reason I mention this is because I felt very rushed to eat and get out, and there was no reason to do so.
I ordered 5 dishes. When I'm in a nice restaurant, I shouldn't have to ask the server to only bring one dish at a time - it should just be assumed. I ordered my selections, the server asked what order I would like the food delivered, and I told him the order in which I gave him the selections - but the tempura and sushi could be served together.
The miso soup came first. Ok...not what I asked for. I requested the oysters first, but not a big deal....
Then the oysters came while I was still enjoying my soup. I wasn't concerned yet. The oysters are on ice and can sit for a minute.
After I finished those 2 dishes, my elote-style baby corn was delivered. This dish was probably the biggest disappointment. The menu indeed said "baby corn", but I was imagining corn kernels done elote style...kind of like an esquite, but a high-end restaurant version. That is not at all what I got. I got little baby corn - the kind that come in a can - dressed up with elote style seasoning. This dish was $345MXN (~$17USD)!!! SERIOUSLY?! The cost on that dish has got to be an 800-1000% markup for something that shouldn't be served in a fine-dining restaurant in the first place.
I took a couple of bites - and then my tempura came while I was still nibbling on the disappointing baby corn that I was simply eating at this point because I didn't want it to go to waste.
I pushed it aside for my tempura entrée. I eventually let about half of the corn dish go to waste - and I hate wasting food. Nobody asked if I enjoyed the dish, or why I didn't finish it. I didn't necessarily expect them to remove it from my bill (although when I was working as a server, that's what I would've done), but it would've been nice if someone had asked for feedback on why I didn't finish it when I cleared every other plate.
As I was enjoying my tempura, I noticed the sushi had not yet arrived...did they forget? The *one* dish that I said could be served with another dish is the only dish that was *not* served with something else.
I finished my tempura. The sushi finally arrived, so thankfully they did not forget it.
I ate my sushi, and my dishes were cleared. I was delivered the dessert menu. I said "no postres, gracias", and the server ignored what I said and walked away. I simply wanted the bill at this point, but I looked anyway to see what they had to offer. After all, I was basically being forced to do so.
The server comes back, I ask for "La cuenta, por fa", and I receive it.
As I'm glancing over the bill, I notice a charge for "cubierto - $16MXN" (silverware/cutlery). Ok...that was the last straw. I realize that it amounts to about $0.80USD, but that's not the point. You're nickel and diming your customers in a nice restaurant to the point that you're charging them for chopsticks??! And maybe the use of the water glass as well...but, that just about sent me over the edge. I'm already paying enough for the food that the cost of utensils should be included in the price. I have *NEVER EVER* seen a charge for something like that in my life.
I paid the bill and I left 10%. That's *VERY* hard for me to do as someone who used to work in fine dining restaurants, but I had to send a message. And I realize 10% in Mexico is probably not as insulting as it is back home...but I needed to convey that everything was disappointing - especially the service. Nearly everything about my experience went wrong.
I was in and out in about 45 minutes - maybe slightly longer.
I'm sad to say, I will never be back - at least not to this location. And if my experience is a reflection of what I can expect at another Nobu restaurants, I won't be back to any other location either. Not worth the money to walk away disappointed.