Mike L.
Yelp
In the midst of all of these Hawaii reviews I've been writing (with plenty more to come), I couldn't help but miss that island life more than I always do. As such, it was quite fortuitous that I've ended up at Noelani's twice in the time since getting back. Even though coming here could ever come close to substituting for the real thing, I'll take whatever i can get! Not to mention the fact that it gave me the chance to scratch off another place on my list of bookmarks!
Before we even sat down and got settled in, I was already a fan of the vibe of this place. Between the live music and their wealth of outdoor seating both in front and on their back patio (awesome on those warm San Carlos nights), this is a rather cozy sort of spot. As for their menu, it's surprisingly extensive. Although some dishes do overlap (kahlua pork plates/bowls, for example), it still has a wide variety of apps, plate lunches, and bowls to choose from, like musubi, kalua pork, beef short ribs, loco moco, saimin, teriyaki chicken, Zippy's chili (on occasion), and more. Plus, they also have a (weekend?) brunch menu that features a solid mix of American and Hawaiian offerings!
-- SPAM MUSUBI - Nori Wrapped around White Rice, Spam, and Furikake...$13
Ehh...this was fine. While I do wish the Spam had been cut into larger pieces, they were still browned nicely and lightly slathered with sauce. Plus, the rice wasn't overcooked either, which is always appreciated.
-- KALUA PIG QUESADILLA - Flour Tortilla with Slow Roasted Kalua Pig and Cheddar-Jack Cheese Blend Served with Sour Cream, Guacamole, and Pineapple Salsa...$18
Kind of unique, kind of not...but still pretty good! The Kahlua Pork, In this case (see below), was much more successful - it was juicy, there was a good amount of it, and it was well complemented by all of the cheese.
-- NOELANI'S "MIX PLATE" with Shaka Chicken, Hawaiian Short Ribs, and Kalua Pig & Cabbage with White Rice and Potato-Macaroni Salad...$29
Given how many things I wanted to try, this was perfect! Of the three, the Shaka Chicken was my favorite - very crispy and flavorful. Sadly, the Kalua Pork underwhelmed (kind of bland, light on meat), but the Short Ribs were decent (a bit dry, but I liked the sauce).
-- LILIKOI CREAM CHEESE STUFFED "FRENCH TOAST" - Panko Breaded Sliced Sweet Bread, Passionfruit Cream Cheese, Fresh Fruit, and Whipped Cream...$15
Honestly, this was just as interesting as it sounded, but also a bit much in the end. I liked that the lilikoi flavor was quite strong, and there was just enough sweetness to balance it out. However, all of that cream cheese got be a little heavy/rich.
-- HAWAIIAN SHORT RIB PLATE PLUNCH with White Rice, Mac-Potato Salad, and Kimchi...$30
Even though part of me initially wished we had opted to try something new, I'm glad we got this. Not only was the sauce just as good, but the short ribs were a lot juicier and had a nice char. Their mac-potato salad was tasty as well, but I wish we subbed in their Spam Fried Rice.
Along with the food, it should be noted that Noelani's cocktail menu is pretty solid as well. Since I haven't tried any of them, I can't speak to how they taste, but their collection of cocktails, margaritas, and other specialty drinks is impressive. Which, along with their lounge seating, also makes Noelani's a terrific spot to spend a lazy sort of afternoon or evening. Of course, it doesn't hurt that they have an appealing happy hour menu, too. So, despite how coming here will never invoke the same level of joy I get when I'm in Hawaii, it's nice to know there's a place like Noelani's around that can at least get me a little closer, as well as a potential fix of Zippy's chili!