Grant Austin
Google
Low rating is because of the positively hare-brained layout of this business. It should be takeout ONLY because there isn’t a single place to actually eat.
I got an açaí bowl, which despite being $20+ was excellent. But, when you find yourself in this scenario, you will immediately look to find a table to eat at (most people I know prefer to eat their açaí bowl before it melts into just a crunchy smoothie). That’s where the joy of your fresh tasty açaí bowl comes to a grinding halt.
There are several tiny seats for children (why they prioritized toddler seating over a table for adults is beyond me), a few other chairs inside and a large bench/wall for sitting upon, and a few seats outside. But there is not ONE TABLE at this absurd establishment.
If you’re just getting smoothies, great. You can sit anywhere and relax and sip your smoothie. But have you ever tried to eat an açaí bowl that is stuffed to the brim, or even with the tasty fruit piled high? If so, you know that there is usually very limited room for stirring, and the bowl will often sort of self-destruct in the process. This is particularly true here since, to be fair, they generously add the freshly sliced fruit well above the rim of the container. But attempting to eat an açaí bowl like this, while standing up, is utter madness.
They have AMPLE space for tables, yet instead chose to fill it exclusively with chairs. The same is true outside: lovely seating area, with NO TABLES.
Three stars purely for the totally illogical interior design. If you claim to support dine-in, you have to actually give your patrons a place to eat. I wasn’t even able to get my açaí bowl home without several pieces of fruit falling off the top of the bowl in the car on the way home, adding to the annoyance of my visit here.
If you want a place where you can buy an açaí bowl and actually EAT IT THERE, I highly recommend Rad Habits in South Park.