Ageus T.
Yelp
You can have a meal here that ranges from 200₺ to 2000₺ or even possibly higher but not much lower. The meat usually starts at 80₺ and goes up (köfte is an exception at 35₺). It's expensive, but compare that to Günaydın Steakhouse which has very similar prices, no poor sod should ever, EVER have to endure Günaydın when Nusr.Et is an option. They simply play in different leagues.
Let's start with the salad. Why salad? Because it's properly good, this is the first Turkish restaurant I've ever been to that served a good salad with a nice dressing. Usually it's olive oil with vinegar/lemon juice, and I usually avoid salad when I go out because of that, but I could genuinely come here for the salad, it was delicious.
On to the meat, the beef ribs (140₺ for two people) was great, presentation wise and taste wise but it won't fill you up, for they don't even serve a side dish with it, no rice/mashed potatoes/fries, nada, so when I asked about a side dish, they did bring some fries, but they were too dry.
The staff is all male with glorious mustaches who are like little puppies trying to please you, which can get annoying, and like puppies, they don't know where the line is, for they did something I consider unacceptable, I was about to order some mineral water but when my mate didn't want any, cancelled it. Yet 10 minutes later a glass of mineral water still showed up. If it had been for anything else, a drink, a dish, a dessert, anything, I would've seriously taken some issue with it but since it was just water, I let it pass.
The famous baklava is good, still too sickly sweet but the ice cream balances it out as much as it can, however for some reason they serve it upside down, which really doesn't look good and is peculiar considering how much other dishes are presented with flair and finesse. I mean even the champagne is served with pomegranate seeds and strawberry.
Nusret payed us a visit after our meal, who was sporting two watches on his wrists, an Apple watch and a Royal Oak, and offered us some complimentary cocktails. It was really lovely on his behalf, but they weren't any good if I have to be honest.
And last but not least, the most outrageous dish on the menu is the 80₺ salmon. Now as far as I know, there are only 3 companies which import Norwegian salmon into Turkey, and salmon in a cheap fish, costing about 30 to 50 TL per kilogram, which is why it's usually the cheapest fish dish in most places. So there is no free range, organic, gluten free, low fat, ethically raised, blessed by Tibetan monks, harvested only when all planets line up salmon in Turkey that would justify the price. I think Nusret made it so expensive as a middle finger for those who would come to his place and forego choosing meat, which by his own admission, he is in love with...