Osteria Funkcoolio

A Truly Exceptional Dining Experience at Osteria Funkcoolio Dining at Osteria Funkcoolio is nothing short of extraordinary. From the moment you step in, the warm and attentive service sets the tone for a memorable meal. The staff consistently go above and beyond to ensure every guest feels welcomed and well cared for. The food is a true highlight—each dish is beautifully presented and bursting with flavor. Whether it’s handcrafted pasta, fresh seafood, or their signature fusion creations, every bite showcases a perfect balance of creativity and authenticity. The portions are generous, offering great value without compromising on quality. The innovative menu seamlessly blends Italian classics with subtle Japanese influences, delivering a refreshing twist on traditional favorites. The ambiance is equally noteworthy—elegant yet cozy, with a romantic touch that makes it ideal for special occasions or a relaxed evening out. While the overall experience is outstanding, it’s worth noting that there was an isolated concern regarding a slight odor in the space, which was attributed to humidity affecting the wooden interiors. However, this minor issue did little to detract from the overall excellence of the visit. Osteria Funkcoolio stands out as a destination for those seeking unique flavors, exceptional service, and a stylish atmosphere. Highly recommended for anyone looking to indulge in a top-tier dining experience. Without a doubt, a place worth returning to again and again.

Not recommended at all! You get confuse as it says italian restaurant in google but actually they say it’s Italian Japanese restaurant. Basically you see sushi on the menu to say it’s Japanese and then you see pizza and pasta to say it’s Italian. But to be honest, with what we ordered, i was not satisfied at all! Starting off with seaweed salad, it was good but the portion is tiny! Next the pizza, I liked it but nothing special. The seafood pasta? We didn’t eat at all! Said it is the best seller, not impressed at all! Too salty, no flavor just salt and seafood is only a fishy clam! I have seen the reviews and found the same sentiment with others. Will not come back and will not recommend this place. The only thing that made me give 5 star service were the staff who were extremely nice. To make it up with the negative feedback, they let us try the pistachio gelato and it was the only best thing we had. Unfortunately, Bad location with no parking.

Love the name of this place and would have loved to love it but the biggest let down is - the seafood. Extremely mediocre and actually pretty fishy (I am a seafood aficionado and I couldn’t even finish the oysters). Salmon and yellowtail carpaccio does not taste fresh. The pizza is pretty good /decent. Favorite part must’ve been the bread and balsamic vinegar sadly. Staff are friendly and the establishment is nice/good ambiance. Edited this review down to 1 star as I got food poisoning for about 4 days long after this due to the raw seafood

My experience was truly amazing. The service was impeccable and the food was absolutely delicious. Every dish was beautifully presented and bursting with flavor. The atmosphere was elegant and romantic, making it the perfect place for a special occasion. I highly recommend this restaurant to anyone looking for a top-notch dining experience. Bravo to the chef and staff for providing such an exceptional meal. I cannot wait to go back and try more of their delicious menu options.

Honestly, the restaurant was perfect! The place was quiet and not crowded. We visited on the third day of Eid Al-Fitr. The service was good, and the food was delicious. I recommend trying the meat pizza, mushroom salad, and pesto pasta. They also have an Esaad discount, and it’s definitely worth a visit!

The seafood dishes we ordered was not fresh at all which put us off a bit. The bread they served us was warm and delicious. The pizza was average. The place and service is really good wish they would improve on food quality.

🌟🍽️ Osteria Funkcoolio! 🍽️🌟 At Osteria Funkcoolio, experience a unique twist to traditional Italian cuisine, combining vibrant flavors with a funky atmosphere that will make your taste buds dance! 💃🏻 Why Choose Osteria Funkcoolio? - Authentic Flavors: Savor the handcrafted pasta, fresh seafood, and mouthwatering pizzas, all made with the finest ingredients. 🙌🏻 - Creative Cocktails: Our mixologists craft innovative cocktails that perfectly complement your meal, ensuring a delightful dining experience. 💯 - Friendly Service:The dedicated staff is there to make sure your visit is nothing short of exceptional. 🫶🏻 I highly recommend ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

An absolute gem of a place, elegant, cute, quirky and with exceptional pasta. Entertaining and tranquil views of the little marina with the boats and vagabonds passing by. Unlicensed, unfortunately, hence 4 stars.