Funkcoolio
Italian restaurant · Jumeira ·

Funkcoolio

Italian restaurant · Jumeira ·

Itameshi fusion, Italian seafood, Japanese produce, Arancini Nigiri

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La Cote 3 Port De La Mer - Jumeira First - Dubai - United Arab Emirates Get directions

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"When a French bistro de luxe meets itameshi (a blend of Japanese and Italian cuisine), you get this intimate spot overlooking the marina in the Port de la Mere neighbourhood. Take a seat in one of three horseshoe booths and order an array of appetisers, homemade pastas, pizzas with toppings – like veal ragu or spicy duck and sriracha – and various meats and fish dishes. End your meal with their twist on a tiramisu that comes wrapped in a cover of soft meringue. Be sure to explore their selection of alcohol-free wines and spirits to complement the experience." - Michelin Inspector

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Osteria Funkcoolio

M. Ahmed

Google
A Truly Exceptional Dining Experience at Osteria Funkcoolio Dining at Osteria Funkcoolio is nothing short of extraordinary. From the moment you step in, the warm and attentive service sets the tone for a memorable meal. The staff consistently go above and beyond to ensure every guest feels welcomed and well cared for. The food is a true highlight—each dish is beautifully presented and bursting with flavor. Whether it’s handcrafted pasta, fresh seafood, or their signature fusion creations, every bite showcases a perfect balance of creativity and authenticity. The portions are generous, offering great value without compromising on quality. The innovative menu seamlessly blends Italian classics with subtle Japanese influences, delivering a refreshing twist on traditional favorites. The ambiance is equally noteworthy—elegant yet cozy, with a romantic touch that makes it ideal for special occasions or a relaxed evening out. While the overall experience is outstanding, it’s worth noting that there was an isolated concern regarding a slight odor in the space, which was attributed to humidity affecting the wooden interiors. However, this minor issue did little to detract from the overall excellence of the visit. Osteria Funkcoolio stands out as a destination for those seeking unique flavors, exceptional service, and a stylish atmosphere. Highly recommended for anyone looking to indulge in a top-tier dining experience. Without a doubt, a place worth returning to again and again.

Junah (Junah)

Google
Not recommended at all! You get confuse as it says italian restaurant in google but actually they say it’s Italian Japanese restaurant. Basically you see sushi on the menu to say it’s Japanese and then you see pizza and pasta to say it’s Italian. But to be honest, with what we ordered, i was not satisfied at all! Starting off with seaweed salad, it was good but the portion is tiny! Next the pizza, I liked it but nothing special. The seafood pasta? We didn’t eat at all! Said it is the best seller, not impressed at all! Too salty, no flavor just salt and seafood is only a fishy clam! I have seen the reviews and found the same sentiment with others. Will not come back and will not recommend this place. The only thing that made me give 5 star service were the staff who were extremely nice. To make it up with the negative feedback, they let us try the pistachio gelato and it was the only best thing we had. Unfortunately, Bad location with no parking.

Meghana Rao

Google
Dinner tonight was at Osteria Funkcoolio, an Italian restaurant with a subtle Japanese twist. Located in Port De La Mer, the restaurant’s interior is elegant and their menu features a good selection of appetizers, mains and desserts. We enjoyed everything that we tried, the taste, the flavor and the presentation of each and every dish was amazing.

sara

Google
today I had unlimited pizza offer,the pizzas were fresh and delicious. Also tried the spicy salmon sushi, which was flavorful and well-prepared. Friendly atmosphere and quick service.

Haseeb Hasan

Google
My experience was truly amazing. The service was impeccable and the food was absolutely delicious. Every dish was beautifully presented and bursting with flavor. The atmosphere was elegant and romantic, making it the perfect place for a special occasion. I highly recommend this restaurant to anyone looking for a top-notch dining experience. Bravo to the chef and staff for providing such an exceptional meal. I cannot wait to go back and try more of their delicious menu options.

Dxbpearlsbyeesha

Google
🌟🍽️ Osteria Funkcoolio! 🍽️🌟 At Osteria Funkcoolio, experience a unique twist to traditional Italian cuisine, combining vibrant flavors with a funky atmosphere that will make your taste buds dance! 💃🏻 Why Choose Osteria Funkcoolio? - Authentic Flavors: Savor the handcrafted pasta, fresh seafood, and mouthwatering pizzas, all made with the finest ingredients. 🙌🏻 - Creative Cocktails: Our mixologists craft innovative cocktails that perfectly complement your meal, ensuring a delightful dining experience. 💯 - Friendly Service:The dedicated staff is there to make sure your visit is nothing short of exceptional. 🫶🏻 I highly recommend ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Bashaer MG

Google
Love the name of this place and would have loved to love it but the biggest let down is - the seafood. Extremely mediocre and actually pretty fishy (I am a seafood aficionado and I couldn’t even finish the oysters). Salmon and yellowtail carpaccio does not taste fresh. The pizza is pretty good /decent. Favorite part must’ve been the bread and balsamic vinegar sadly. Staff are friendly and the establishment is nice/good ambiance. Edited this review down to 1 star as I got food poisoning for about 4 days long after this due to the raw seafood

Amna Kazim

Google
The seafood dishes we ordered was not fresh at all which put us off a bit. The bread they served us was warm and delicious. The pizza was average. The place and service is really good wish they would improve on food quality.