Lindsay C.
Yelp
I really don't love leaving reviews about a mediocre spot, but I'd be hard-pressed to find great things to say about this place. One the one hand, our server was lovely, prompt, and remembered all the orders (and seemed to be the only one in the restaurant -- hats off to her!) and the appetizers were okay, but on the other hand, entrees ranged from disappointing to inedible, and the overall meal was just a let-down.
We were looking for a spot for a larger group on a Tuesday night to celebrate a birthday, and the birthday girl picked this place solely for the Instagrammable milkshakes. None of us had been here, none of us had heard of it -- which was probably a sign -- but alas, we decided to give it a go, especially because they had the space.
For appetizers, I tried the grilled carrots with romesco, feta, and pea shoots. Some of the carrots were hard and near-impossible to cut into, and only half had the sauce on them, and I'm pretty sure I didn't see any pea shoots. But overall this dish was fine, if not unremarkable. We also shared a beet salad, which tasted fine, but again, far from memorable.
For my entree, I picked the roasted cauliflower bowl, which is described as coming with "currant - faro - pistachio - pomegranate - herb vin." What arrived was a chilled bowl (legitimately felt like it came out of the fridge) and a cold mound of farro with pomegranates sprinkled around it. The cauliflower was under there, and the whole thing was drowning in what tasted like white vinegar. Two things are wrong with this dish: 1) it's cold (but not described that way), and 2) it's just not very good.
A friend graciously offered to a piece of her margherita pizza to try. The crust was hard and difficult to chew (another diner in our party had the fig and prosciutto pizza and said hers felt like it was a pizza on a nacho).
Ambiance-wise, the restaurant looks like every interior trend from five years ago compacted into a hotel restaurant. Subway tiles? Check. Ladder shelf? Check. Random roll-up garage doors inside the restaurant? Check check.
To top it all off, the meal was pretty expensive. Looking at the bill, I'm not sure tax was calculated properly, there was an auto-20% gratuity (happy to pay -- again, our server was great!), and a random surcharge (large group fee? Living wages? Not sure.)
Suffice it to say, we won't be returning anytime soon.