Orsolya D.
Yelp
Brazil is known for many attributes such as its beautiful women, carnivalé celebration and meat on a stick topping the list. Or perhaps it is better and more accurate to say 'meat on a spit'. It may sound like South Park-esque teenage crass humor; but most times, Brazilian food is genuinely associated with roasted meat and lots of it. The most famous chain nation-wide to serve up Brazilian-style meat on a spit is Fogo de Chao; but Pampas Grill with locations at the famous Farmers Market and Culver City, has entered the chat.
The Culver City location of Pampas Grill sits in a shopping center on Overland Ave in between Venice and Washington boulevards: if you see an LA Fitness and Yogurtland, then you are in the right place. If you're expecting an ooh la la service dining experience then Pampas Grill isn't it as this is a cafeteria/buffet style eatery where patrons queue up in a line, grab at foods ranging from salads, pastas, Brazilian cheese rolls, veggies, rice and beans to the roastery area with chicken, beef, pork and lamb before having the food weighed and priced per said weight. It's honestly a sort of uncomfortable situation, feels rushed and cattle call -ish and the restaurant is quite loud with its indoor and covered patio area seating. Pampas Grill largely has a sort of sports bar vibe.
My party of four arrived to a hopping and packed Pampas Grill on a Saturday evening and settled into the buffet line. Although the sides are decent in numerical selection; none of it looks that appetizing: the broccoli in cream sauce was NOT a cream sauce but thin liquid, fried items were over-fried, nothing was fresh or vibrant in appearance and quite honestly: none of the choices were unique. They don't feel ethnic at all but like a school cafeteria meal. The roasted meats fare better in terms of appearance as they all looked succulent and roasted perfectly but the key term is: 'looked'...
Sadly, being Celiac, I didn't have many GF options at Pampas Grill for my sides and was only able to grab some tomatoes in balsamic, plantains, fresh pineapple and squash. For my meats, I chose Spicy Chicken, Lamb and Tri-tip beef. There isn't much for me to say about this meal because it was just, bluntly, bad. My Spicy Chicken was some of the driest chicken I've ever had and this was confirmed by other members of my party who also had chicken (although regular chicken) and attested that theirs too was dry like the Sahara desert. I found the lamb to be too gamey (my party liked it, though) and only the tri-tip was redeeming although too fatty. I tried a bite of sausage which had terrific flavor but was also too dry. Basically, Pampas Grill fails to bring good meats to the table (pun intended) when that is the main point of the eatery. Pampas Grill is basically the Sizzler of the Brazilian restaurant world.
Service wasn't up to par either at Pampas Grill. I mentioned to my associate serving me at the roastery that this was my first time there and yet he didn't welcome me nor explain their meats/make suggestions. One of my dining partners said that another associate at the meats was making annoyed faces while serving him. They just seemed to be in the "Move along!" - mode which is not the quality of service I would hope for.
Pampas Grill simply doesn't do justice to Brazilian food (or Brazil) in Los Angeles and is only really suitable if you're in a hurry in the Culver City area and want to eat something somewhat off the beaten track but otherwise there is no need to go out of your way. Pampas Grill leaves a lot to be desired and has improvements to make. Go get your meat elsewhere...