Fox E.
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I like to put my hands on people who are in prison. That's why they call me "Patacon." This may be illegal, but honestly for the most part they don't complain. When they do, I just tell the guards that I was threatened in an unprovoked incident and they take care of the rest. I don't find this morally objectionable at all, and no, I don't care if my actions Pisao off. In fact I hope that they Pisao off. Just call me Patacon.
What to get: Patacon to eat, Parcha to drink.
What else: Try Yoyos if they have them, or Cachapas maybe, or an Arepa.
The portions are so enormous here that I call it the leaning tower of Pisao.
Patacon Pisao is a hidden gem. It could not be any further North on Manhattan Island without being in the Harlem River... or in the Bronx. It is literally right at the top of Manhattan... in Inwood, famous for having the "last street in Manhattan" in its ranks.
The beauty of Patacon is the hours it keeps. It opens up around 6 in the evening, and stays open until nearly six in the morning... every single night of the week. So the late night workers and the party animals returning to Spanish Harlem, Harlem and The Bronx can stop off and have some ridiculously over-the-top and dirt-cheap and uber-filling Venezuelan Street Food before turning in for the night... or going to work!
Ordering here isn't exactly a Pisao cake.
The guys here are pretty friendly although they don't speak much English. It's freezing in here in winter and very hot in summer, because it's really an outdoor eatery, with no chairs whatsoever. It's a truck that is parked built-in to a wall and permanently located in this spot, on a shady, litter-strewn back street in the Latin part of town. It's not the most comforting place to be at night, especially if you're alone, but with all of the hombres looking out for you while they feast on Patacons, you don't need to be worried.
My warning is that if you don't like to mix sweet with savoury, and if you don't like your food items slathered in sauce and messy, you may have problems here. Always ask for no sauce, no mayo, no ketchup, if you're not into food that is swimming in those things, because they will absolutely drown it if you don't specify otherwise.
By the way, if you're a bird with a large beak, rather than a human, skip this place and try Pelican Pisao instead.
The meats aren't the most imaginative aspects of this food... chicken and beef mostly, and some ham, and all of it is shredded, ground, or pre-processed and standardized. It's what they put these concoctions on that really makes Patacon (and Venezuelan street food) remarkable.
I can't really describe what cachapas, patacons and yoyos are, except to say that all of them are some form of plantain/corn bread that is a bit like eating sandwiches using bananas or plantains or potatoes (depending on which one you get) as bread. Patacons are for those that prefer a savoury taste. Cachapas are sweeter. Yoyos are the sweetest, squidgiest of all. Arepas are pretty savoury, cornmeal pockets stuffed with goodies.
If you're not hungry for food, but for discussing the latest Marvel movie, then go to Comic-con Pisao instead.
Definitely a whole world full of food to explore and discover, and all of the Venezuelan delights here are well worth a try. My favourites are the Patacons and Arepas because I prefer savoury to sweet, but I recommend you give a Cachapa a try if you like combining sweet with salty. Also, I think you should get something with cheese and ham (jamon y queso), as - while it is very greasy - that combination for me is even tastier than the ground beef and shredded chicken options, which are, admittedly, very juicy and delicious in and of themselves.
I've had mixed reactions from the people I've brought here. Some loved it, some hated it. Once the food cools down, it gets soggy and then is just not very good anymore, so make sure you eat it hot... and bear in mind the portions are absolutely enormous.
And if you find yourself molesting any inmates anytime soon, then let me know. I'm perfectly willing to share the nickname Patacon. I don't have a copyright on it, or anything.
I have to go to a Yelp event now. Pisaot.