Peter D.
Yelp
Our first morning in Miami, we were walking to the beach and saw roughly 743 people that were in better shape than me that silently shamed me into wanting a smoothie for breakfast, when normally I would've eaten a bacon egg and cheese or something else normal.
So we popped into Plnthouse, the most precious and adorable healthy cafe you've ever seen. It's inside the One Hotel, which makes sense because everything they do (here and in Brooklyn) is precious and adorable (I mean that as a compliment, seriously).
Long story short, we got ourselves some smoothies. I rocked the Green, because drinking a salad is easier than eating it, and she went with the One Acai. Both were fine, but I think the latter should be named something else because it could easily confuse things if you are trying to order different quantities of smoothies.
I want to hate on Plnthouse for being expensive. Because really, it shouldn't cost $27 or whatever for two small breakfast drinks, but then I realized that EVERYTHING in South Beach is almost this expensive, so we can pretend these are normal prices.
What isn't normal? How sloooowwwwwww it can be to get a smoothie. And the fact that the nearly $30 small breakfast drinks aren't amazing. Even if other places are as expensive, you still need to justify your prices. Get it together, Plnthouse.