Vanessa D.
Yelp
My friends and I checked out this place tonight. I'm giving it four stars for innovation and service. I have to say, the place really hits you over the head with their self-righteous and meatless propaganda, but the food is decent. I spent $35 after tip and tax and enjoyed a cocktail, appetizer, and dessert.
I wasn't grabbed by anything on the menu to start, so I ordered a cocktail (Spiced Coconut) and the Korean BBQ Cauliflower "wings". Unfortunately, the cocktail tasted like soap (even though it was made with cinnamon, coconut milk, spiced rum) and after 3 sips I sent it back. Our server was courteous about the whole thing and replaced it with a deliciously zingy Dark & Stormy.
The food came in short order and was delicious. I devoured my Korean BBQ cauliflower and was even hesitant about sharing it! Everyone liked their plates. One comment was that the tacos were not enough for a meal, though. They came with two smallish tacos and tonight's stuffing was a choice between buffalo cauliflower and Korean BBQ Cauliflower. My friend opted for the latter and was very satisfied.
My two other friends shared the vegan lasagna and the falafel wrap. The vegan lasagna, IMHO, looked terrible and disappointing if you were hoping it would be like real lasagna. It was slathered in a balsamic reduction and served with layers of cashew "cheese". However, my friends devoured it - even eagerly dipping fries that came with other dishes into the muddy sauce.
They also were fans of their falafel wrap, which is a generous portion. I noticed one of the other Yelp reviews decried the generosity of the portions, but I feel I have to set the record straight: the wraps are a very generous size, cut in half and served with fries. The bowls come in two sizes and the small is quite filling, according to my last friend who had the warrior bowl with chickpeas and sundry.
Our server was quick on the dessert draw, cheerfully explaining and re-explaining the menu to 5 women who had all come from a long day at work. I opted for the chocolate almond tartlet (which was perfect and gooey and delicious), my friends opted each for the chocolate cake (3 out of five for tasting undercooked), raspberry tart (5/5 -it was amazingly chocolatey! I'm getting THAT next time!), the homemade peanut butter cup (3/5 but tiny and perfect if you don't want to commit to a whole dessert) and the caramel cashew "cheesecake" (2/5 just not delicious enough).
Halfway through our meal we were informed that the server system had gone down, so bills were written out long-hand (much love for our server who had to deal with seat changes, splitzies, and other annoying things). All through this ordeal, the staff maintained a pleasant air of composure, efficiency and were very apologetic.
One last thing I will say is that the restaurant is really noisy. The reverb in the main part of the restaurant was particularly awful. I couldn't hear my friend across the table for much of the time and I constantly asked her to repeat herself. THere are some nice, intimate seats near the open windows that might be less cacophonous.
All this to say, I enjoyed what I ate and I'd probably be back. Given that the Table and Green door have been the benchmarks for vegetarian and vegan cuisine in ottawa for so long this place adds some much needed style.