Ralph HH
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Disappointing food and terrible value. The food served bears absolutely no relation to the photographs/descriptions and everything seems designed for the convenience of the staff rather than giving the guests a good experience.
We had booked well in advance for New Year’s day, but a few days before we were sent a message saying they wanted payment (via bank transfer only!) and sending a special six course set menu. It was difficult to change at that point so we stuck with it. On arrival, the menu placed on the table was very different and the six courses were in fact four if you exclude a minute amuse-bouche that looked like something laid on the pavement by a very small dog (apparently ‘chilindrón) and a cubic centimetre of turrón at the end, both of which were very poor.
The ‘chilindrón’ had obviously been made well in advance and taken out of the fridge shortly before service, killing the texture and flavour. The next course - ‘cappuccino of pumpkin with mushrooms and citrus fruit’ was missing the mushrooms and while the ‘cappuccino’ was actually very good it had been poured over icy cold thickish slices of orange which chilled the whole dish and rather ruined the foam. Next was artichokes, prawn, truffle and almonds which had a dribble of lukewarm foam over raw prawns and some dried up Chinese truffle so again a poorly conceived dish, badly executed. Course three was a roasted onion covered with the thinnest imaginable slice of ‘sobrasada’ a majorcan sausage (the same as in the chilindrón) with anchovy although the last ingredient was missing. The ‘main’ course was ‘arroz pescador’ that was OK, but nothing special and was extremely light on fish. The pudding was pumpkin again - a roasted slice thereof - but unfortunately it was not quite cooked and rather fibrous although the sorbet, parfait and soil served with it were the highlights of the whole menu.
This was supposed to be a ‘festive’ menu yet it was incredibly mean-spirited - every restaurant we went to in the area, even the most humble places brought snacks of some sort with drinks; here nothing. Also, every set menu at better places in Spain offers extras to showcase the chef’s skills; at Apicius nothing. The whole menu was very badly conceived and done on the cheap with two of four courses having duplicated main ingredients, onions being super cheap, as is of course rice. It was a very poor overall experience (including bad service with the two waitresses being insufficient to serve everyone) and one just felt like one had been ripped off. We did comment to the head waitress who replied:- “that’s your opinion and it doesn’t interest me, so I won’t comment”. The chef shrugged his shoulders and smiled. Well, that was a first in the ‘hospitality' industry for us; quite incredible! Fortunately there are plenty of good restaurants in Valencia, even if this isn’t one of them.