Jennifer J.
Yelp
This review is a sweet little gift for the most pretentious sales person on the planet, Sir Logan.  He refers to himself as a designer, but he is a salesperson, nonetheless.  First off, I feel like I am in Gotham and not a real city every time I visit RH.  They are so full of themselves, they really think they are curing cancer and ending world hunger with their over priced China made, veneer furniture.  I would be kinder, but Logan was such an arrogant dick, that I am just pissed the F off.  He did, remarkably float down the stairs like a vampire, so he is really good at walking, but his people skills suck.  I guess my sweats and sneakers didn't meet their dress code for shopping.  I did notice his chest length beach waves, eyeliner, snake belt, tight ass jeans, pointy shoes, and skull rings, so bravo Logan - you look good.   He looked me up and down, I guess to determine if I can afford his overpriced, bland junk.  I can.  Anyway, when I asked him about a sideboard to match a $7,000 table we bought a year ago, he went out of his way to explain how last season that table was.  He then asked if I bought the table as RH, I was like no, fool, I bought it at a yard sale.  Their policy is to look up your account to determine your value.  I guess mine wasn't high enough, because he did everything he could to wrap it up with me.  I was seriously considering a $4,000 sideboard but he blew the sale with his assholey-ness.  Lulu & Georgia got your sale RH!