Aaron L.
Yelp
"Not Coming Back" sums it up. Service was horrible and Food was Average with the exception of a few things that were good, but no great. Details below...
We had a party of 12. Quickly the manager sat us and told us the pasta portions were huge and sharable.
Nearly empty when we got there: a few 2 tops and one four top - we ordered apps immediately before the rest of our party arrived.
We ordered 2 of almost every app on the men + 4 pizzas... we got our apps in about 15 minutes or so, after this is where they lost all stars...
Took 40+ minutes to get our pizzas, had to ask twice if they were coming
Server took 20 minutes to get the red sauce for one of the apps
Water had no ice... had to ask for that. It was 92F outside and HOTTER inside since there was an open kitchen and NO AIR FLOW (no fans at all)
The Server NEVER asked us to order, not once... we waived him down to order our pastas, chicken, steak, and fish. We were told there was no fish. Huh, seems like the manager should have told us that when she sat us, or the server when he greeted us to give us water. NOPE
Even better... 20 minutes after ordering the pasta he came to tell us one of them wasnt available. OK, so either the manager didnt tell us about 2 items that we could not order, or he didnt check with the kitchen to see if anything else was unavailable.
Orecchiette... after ordering and being there 1 hr told is was not available
Whole Branzino... after being there 30 mins told is was not available during ordering
What about the food we ate... I'm not going to review every item we ate, there are too many. I'll tell you about the things that stood out, good and bad:
Pastas were cooked proper but nothing amazing, at all. They were good portions for 1 person but no where near 'sharable' like the manager told us. We'd have needed 3 of each or the 4 dishes to give a single small tasting for all 10 people
Spaghetti Carbonara *0 stars
was not spaghetti, it was Bucatini! ... and had very little to no flavor.
note, this is one of my favorite dishes of all time, when done well it can be amazing. I've probably eaten a hundred Carbonara dishes.
Bucatini alla Amatriciana *3 stars
Lots of flavor, good but not great
Gnocchi *2 stars
Semolina, not the normal potato. Similar flavor and texture to fried blocks of grits. Nothing special, not much flavor
Pizzas *0 to 3 stars (depending, we had 4 different ones)
Most were average at best. Red sauce itself was good but crust was cracker style with nothing appealing about its flavor or texture it.
Golden Potato pizza was horrible - I did not finish even the 1 peice I had as it had almost no flavor why still being very salty
Half Chicken * 0 Stars
B-A-D! Dry, no flavor, massively overcooked chicken. Interestingly the controne beans were very good in whatever light sauce they had. They were not fancy but cooked properly and have a nice flavor
Hanger Steak *4 stars (-1 star for the price, and for being salty)
Only dish I'd get here again. Perfectly cooked, great grilled veggies with it. Overpriced, yes, but if you must eat here this is the best thing they had -- by far... but the bar is pretty low here too.
Carciofi alla Giudia (fried artichoke, aioli, pangrattato) * 0 Stars
I love anything artichoke related, so was really looking forward to this... wow, did they screw up. They fried them so much they are translucent with all the oil they absorbed and are 100% yellow/brown, no green tint or anything related to what a choke looks like. They fry out most of the artichoke flavor, and the texture is like thin dead plant leaves. Someone here needs to learn to use google and find out how to make these properly!