Rheana B.
Yelp
At $180 for 2 people I'm not coming back. Really not a fan despite desperately wanting to be. One of my favorite pastimes is perusing the menus of local restaurants and whenever a dish catches my eye, I'll go. Roberto's was exciting but when it first opened nothing on the menu caught my eye, so I figured to give it a fair shake I would follow their social medias and pop in when I saw a dish that was truly enticing.
The SMOKED BURRATA DI BUFALA with Roasted yellow & red peppers, bagna cauda, yellow pepper gazpacho was this siren song that drew me in. The burrata itself was good but the dish ultimately tried doing too much. Despite listing bagna cauda as an ingredient the dish lacked any anchovy garlic flavor, and when I asked the waiter said they use white anchovies as to not over power the cheese. It really seemed like they just forgot to include it on the plate.
The octopus was undoubtedly the best thing we ordered and was in my opinion, a perfectly composed dish. With Black olive, capers, baby spinach, pesto, and potato foam the flavors worked together perfectly. The potato foam is truly just smooth mashed potatoes but they were damn good.
The Vitello Tonnato was exactly what I expected, sliced veal in a tuna sauce with capers. sadly, the rolled sliced veal only evoked the flavors and thoughts of dry turkey deli meat in a starfish tuna veloute.
The FRIED ZUCCHINI BLOSSOMS with Ricotta, parmesan, mint, pea pesto, spring salad were good but almost too full on the ricotta. The salad was well dressed with a good acidity that was essential to balance out the sweet starchiness of the pea pesto and overwhelming dairy bomb of the ricotta. Admittedly, I only tried these because of the Gilmore Girls pilot episode in which chef Suki's stuffed squash blossoms bring her a devout following pf restaurant go-ers who come to the inn just for those, not sure these live up to the fame of the fictional ones.
The veal scallopini was over cooked and tough. The mushrooms on it were great and I'm a sucker for morels. The overall flavor palate was overwhelmingly milky, which I know veal often can be but I found I'd rather just drink cream instead of paying $42. The thumbelina carrots and Florentino were the star of the dish and I don't usually expect vegetables to outshine the protein. The fried polenta was mushy and seemed like it was probably the first dish component plated so they could wait to get soggy while the veal over cooked.
The wine was ok and for $7/glass on happy hour I don't feel like I have the right to complain here. The Diet Coke was charged by the glass but was poured out of a can, most nice establishments give you the full can, but nonetheless the open can was sitting on a table next to open wine bottles, while each pour was done into a glass that was overly filled with ice for $3/serving.
Giving them the benefit of the doubt, maybe I just ordered wrong. Did I managed to get the most fringe menu items they offer? Should I have asked my waiter for recommendations rather than going by descriptions of items that I wholly expected to be delicious. I would maybe give them another chance if it wasn't on my own dime but for $180 I'd rather go get the tasting menu at clarity and not feel like I've been robbed of an evening out in the process.
The service was great and I frankly would've brought up the food while there if it wasn't so embarrassing to provide feedback at a chef driven restaurant and could be confident that my complaints wouldn't be interpreted as an insult to the chef. I really wanted to love Roberto's but with only 1 dish I'd be willing to return for, I'd rather go somewhere where I don't have to try and convince myself that the food is tasty.
P.S. the credit card surcharge was an odd thing to see on my check in 2022 but you live and learn I guess?