Lauren L.
Yelp
Now, I don't really know how to go about rating my experience.
It was a positive one.
I bought candy. It was expensive. But that is to be expected.
I don't normally like candy very much.
I ate all the candy I bought in my bed while watching old episodes of Saturday Night Live.
Allow me to elaborate on all of these points.
I was desperately craving chocolate on my walk home this afternoon. I contemplated going to Doughnut Plant, but then I remembered that I'm not a huge fan of their chocolate doughnuts. I really wanted a brownie. I remembered that there was a little chocolate shop in the Essex market and I had to go in there anyway to buy healthful groceries (seriously, despite my reviews I DO eat vegetables!) So on my way to my favorite vendor, I stopped off and admired the chocolates.
There were many varieties of handcrafted candies, including those flavored after desserts, cocktails, beer and pretzels, hibiscus, all sorts of things. There was also little bags of BUTTERCRUNCH (win) and CHOCOLATE COVERED BACON (double win). Since I was a bad little piggy and ate bacon on Monday, I opted for the buttercrunch and two chocolates: the carrot cake and the pecan pie. These three items equalled $13 and some change. A little pricey, but not unusual for handcrafted candies. The lady behind the counter (she HAD to be the owner.... sometimes you just know these things) was incredibly friendly and pleasant.
I don't normally eat candy. Seriously, I can count the number of times in the past year that I've bought candy of any sort on one hand. Actually I can count it on two fingers: 2. I've bought candy twice in the past 12 months (I also live near the infamous Economy Candy... you know I had to go see what that was about!). It is not my go-to sweet treat. It just doesn't deliver the satisfaction that a cookie/doughnut/brownie/pie/bubble tea/ice cream/cheesecake/chocolate covered fruit/fondue does for the same caloric/fat content. I'm content eating one cookie. I'm not content eating one piece of candy.
I got home and decided I was gonna take a little break before getting some work done. I took the little bag of buttercrunch into my bedroom, crawled up into the loft, got SNL circa 1993 (Chris Farley, David Spade, Norm Macdonald FTW) up on the Netflix, opened the little bag, shooed the cat away, and ate a piece. It was delicious.
Then I ate another.
I laughed.
Ate.
Laughed.
Ate.
Laughed.
Ate.
Wished I had a glass of water.
Laughed.
Ate.
Turned on another episode of SNL.
Got water.
Thought "I don't want these candies to go stale, I should probably eat them, they were so expensive!"
Took candies to bed.
Laughed.
Ate.
Laughed.
Panicked! There was no more candy!
I just ate EVERYTHING in one sitting. Or laying. I was laying down when I ate it.
Oh. My god. I scurried out of the loft and ran to the bathroom to wash the chocolate and shame off of my face and hands. I smacked myself a few times.
I've been a bad, bad girl. I've been careless with delicate chocolates!
Now on to the actual review of the candy:
The buttercrunch was delicious: delicate, buttery, sweet, covered in delicious chocolate and walnuts. Walnuts wouldn't have been my first choice for this confection because when they break they become powdery and that ruins the experience. Pecans would've been better. OMG pecans. I did appreciate that the walnuts weren't sweet and offset the buttercrunch beautifully.
The pecan pie and carrot cake chocolates were not my favorite. I mean they were good, but they're not my thing. The filling in the carrot cake candy was pretty remarkable (almost like a carrot cake custard/ganache type substance) but the flavor reminded me of a meal replacement bar, and not one of the tasty raw ones.......
3.5 stars rounded up