Kim P.
Yelp
Wow, this is some bad Indian food.
I order Indian food at least once a week and though I have my favorite spots, I do like to try other places to see if I'm missing out on anything as good or better.
I could not believe how cloyingly sweet everything, with two exceptions, tasted here. It was like eating smoky and earthy vegetables and proteins in dessert sauces.
I ordered vegetable korma, which usually has a hint of sweet, but this really was like a dessert dish.
The saag dish I ordered was more cream than spinach and almost no herbaceous taste, like the spinach was tossed in whipped cream and a little curry.
The raita was like a sweetened yogurt only instead of fruits mixed in, there were carrots and cucumber. Why the need to sweeten it so much?
I ordered aloo gobi and tbh, I'm not even sure I received the correct dish. It was swimming in (you guessed it!) a very sweet and dark liquid with what I think were Lima and green beans. I've never had aloo gobi in liquid or with beans, but it could just be their way of preparing it. But the added sugar?
The naan and the vegetable samosa were not sweet at all, but there wasn't much flavor happening in the samosa.
The absolute travesty of the meal was the fish tikka. I was incredulous at the awful consistency and flavor, it was actually inedible. The fish smelled old and had been blackened and dried down into a tough, mealy, almost jerky-like consistency. It was drowning in what is absolutely the worst Indian sauce I have ever had - sickeningly sweet mixed with the smoky flavor of the old fish. I am literally retching as I write this, remembering the incompatible tastes and smells of that dish.
*I really wanted to like Royal Curry,* as they were accommodating of my request of leaving out the paneer from the saag dish and they seem to have a loyal clientele, hence the extra star. I just have never tasted anything so wrong.