Paul Cina
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Rubinstein bagels in Redmond? Oh, honey, you're walking into a carb-fueled wonderland.
Prepare to be overwhelmed, in the best possible way. I swear, they have more bagel varieties than I have excuses for skipping the gym. Everything from your classic everything to...well, let's just say some combinations that would make a purist clutch their pearls. But hey, variety is the spice of life, or in this case, the sesame seed on your cinnamon raisin.
The vibe? It's like a sunshine-filled hug. Bright, airy, and buzzing with the happy chatter of people about to devour a mountain of dough. It's the kind of place where you can happily judge someone's bagel choice without them noticing, because you're too busy debating between a salt bagel and a poppy seed. A serious life decision, people.
And the bagels themselves? Forget those sad, dense rings you get at the grocery store. These are the real deal. Chewy, fluffy, and so gloriously substantial, you could use one as a small, edible pillow. I'm pretty sure I saw someone trying to hug one. They were that good.
So, if you're looking for a bagel experience that's less "breakfast" and more "religious experience," Rubinstein is your place. Just be prepared to face the existential dread of choosing a single bagel from their magnificent, carb-laden army. And maybe bring a friend, to help you carry all the bagels you'll inevitably buy.