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Someday, in 100 years, when Ms DiFranco - Buffalo's most important musician - passes away, she will be loaded on to a hearse which will take her to her final resting place. The place where she will be buried. That hearse will be known as the "Bury-ani Cart."
And if the attendees of the funeral are very, very lucky, this mobile eatery will still be around, and will cater the entire event in her honour. Because Biryani Cart's Chicken Tikka is one of the best dishes you will ever eat, anywhere.
What to get: Chicken Tikka
What else: Chicken Tikka Masala, or maybe Biryani
And: It's occasionally inconsistent, so if it's not as good as I say, it may just be an off day.
I don't discriminate when it comes to boys putting their thingies in me. I enjoy all of them. You can "buryany" of them in my special places and I'll be totally fine with that.
But let's get back to the food. My goodness, the food. I've had the Biryani, which is messy, saucy, juicy, covered in an egg and odd spices, and was good but not what I was expecting, so I didn't love it. I've had the Chicken Tikka Masala, which is similar to the Biryani but with the heavenly pieces of Chicken Tikka contained therein, and it's extremely good. But in my opinion, skip those dishes, and get:
Me, from behind. Oh wait. Sorry. That's not what I meant. Come here to get:
Chicken Tikka. Oh. Wow. It is absolutely, utterly incredible. It's like the most heavenly aromatic sauteed marinaded bright red succulent juicy delicious pieces of chicken heaven that you've ever had the pleasure of tasting. Melt-in-your-mouth Indian chicken over spectacular aromatic rice. It's not too dry, it's not too heavy, it's exactly positively perfect. The tragedy is that it's not always this good, but most of the time, in my experience, it has been. And when they get it right, my goodness, it's so right.
And if it were the "BlurryAVI Cart" then it would be frequented by gamers who have no idea how to properly design an Avatar, and so use ones that aren't in focus. Although around here, RPG stands for "Rice Portion Guy", as in the guy standing next to the chef guy at Biryani Cart, that rations out how much rice you're going to get with your Chicken Tikka.
On its day, this cart can be even better than Sammy's Halal in Queens which is my favourite cart, and a different type of food (Afghan, rather than Indian), but because of consistency, Sammy's Halal inches ahead as my fave cart food (and probably meal in general) in the city. One thing is for sure though. Sammy's Halal and Biryani Cart are two of the best meals in the entire country. They are 2 of the 5 best food trucks in the nation if not two of the top three. They may even be the top two, of the many that I have tried, anyway.
And if this were the "Bellyalley Cart" then it'd signify that the only place I'd rather be other than eating at this cart, is on my belly in an alley letting some dude have his way.
I could not be a much bigger fan than I am of Biryani Cart. It's orgasmically good. Every single visitor to New York City should come and try it and see for yourself. It's fairly-priced (well under $10) and will fill you up, but more importantly, with the most delicious chicken and rice you may ever eat. It's open pretty late too (sometimes close to midnight) which I appreciate. So get down here and give it a try and let me know what you think.
The homosexual references in today's 9 reviews are dedicated to today's wonderful and long-overdue US Supreme Court Decision to make Gay Marriage legal in all States. I guess you have all realized by now that I'm really not into the chicks. However if by "chicks" you mean Chicken Tikka from Biryani Cart, then hell yes.
In the words of Phil Collins:
How can you just close the cart on me,
When all I can do is watch you close
For an hour I've just been standing here,
Hoping you'll re-open
You're the only cart that makes food this good at all
So tikka look at me now
There's just an empty plate
There's nothing left here to remind me
How damn good your Chicken tastes
Tikka look at me now
There's just an empty plate
But you opening up again is against the odds
And that's what I've gotta face