Willie B.
Yelp
In a man's life there comes a time when he must stand up for what's right, and fight. That said, I was never much for sidekicks, breaking boards with the edge of my hand, crane-kicks, flying scissor kicks, or arguing with my wife, so when I get the itch, the physical need to test myself, I head on over to Oriental Pearl. Its soothing Asian decor puts me into a coma-like state of meditation, from which upon awaking I immediately wonder how many delicious plates I've eaten.
For right at $10, the buffet has a good sushi selection, and many of your Chinese-food favorites, all of which I've tested and give my completely-non-racist-karate-chop of approval. The staff are very friendly as well, in the event that you fall asleep mid-meal like me, they will gently wake you after quickly and silently clearing your used plates.
For its excellent staff, overall cleanliness, delicious food, and great prices, I give Oriental Pearl 5 completely-non-racist-karate-chopped-stars out of 5! With the amount of money you'll save on such a great meal for you and your family, you'll even be able to afford to pay the unconstitutional red-light ticket you'll get from the camera at Sherwood and Coursey.