Lavel L.
Yelp
New to the area, and went off of the Yelp reviews for good Mediterranean cuisine.. As you can see they have good reviews and what not right?
Sheesh!!! Whole setup/scene was something out of a scary movie
We get there, and notice there was only 1 couple in the entire restaurant eating in the corner (yikes)!
We stand by the door for a good 10 min (no lie) before anyone comes out from the kitchen, Finally dude comes out in a suit (must be owner, cook, waiter) and asks us if we had reservations (I gave him the puzzled look) remember there was only 1 couple in the entire restaurant..
I replied and told him no, and he tells us to have a seat anywhere (lol).. We sit, and he comes to our table and tells us, he will be back in 5 min.. (huh??)
After like 10 min, dude comes back to our table smelling like cigarette smoke, and mask sliding down off his face.. He then asks us if we wanted the bottle water they had setup at the tables or regular water (I assume tap water) We tell him the bottle water.. Mind you, dude made it seem like it was free or something.. Spoiler alert, it's not free!!
Actually when I looked at the damn bill it was $4 per bottle
Before I continue, dude was working the entire restaurant, from the front to the back.. Very odd! Additionally, 2 other couples came in to make it a whopping total of 4 tables, and dude was working all of them.. As you can imagine, service sucked.. Ok, back to the review
He brought out some warm bread that was warmed up in the microwave "allegedly" with 2 dipping sauces.. 1 creamy looking with dill (just ok) and the other looked like salsa, but it wasn't.. Which was actually pretty flavorful..
Random: Every time I dipped the bread in that "salsa" looking sauce and ate it.. It made me want to "gleek"... Remember "gleeking" as a kid? anyways back to the review
For the appetizer I ordered:
Bolanee Kachalou (pretty much a fried empanada with mushy potatoes) and ugggh, yeah that wasn't good! It came with the same "gleek" sauce
For the dinner I ordered:
Joujeh Kebab Chelo (pretty much chicken cooked on a skew) which came with rice.. Before ordering I asked if it was a lot of food for dinner? He told me that it was plenty of food and how much chicken you get..
Sheesh, you get more rice than anything! The chicken wasn't that many pieces..
When the food came out it looked good, but it severely lacked flavor!! WOW.. I mean it had no flavor at all (chicken), along with the chicken being dry...
Let me wrap this up... our bill was 50.00+ dollars, which was not worth it at all!!!
And he charged me 8.00 for 2 waters (rip off)
I say all this to say that I will not be back!