Keith A.
Yelp
If you're looking for a seafood spot that's equal parts fresh, fun, and gloriously messy, Santa Barbara Shellfish Company is your jam. This place doesn't mess around with fancy plating or frills--just straight-up killer seafood served with harbor views and salty breezes.
We kicked things off with the fried combo platter (calamari, shrimp, scallops, oysters), and holy moly, it's the kind of crispy, golden perfection that makes you forget table manners exist. The oysters were briny little gems, the shrimp juicy, and the calamari?
Then came the uni atop raw scallops with lime --a dish that sounds intimidating but tastes like the ocean threw a party. The uni was creamy and bold, balanced by the scallop's sweetness and a zesty lime punch. It's a flavor bomb, but not for the timid.
But the real showstopper was the 3lb rock crab we each ordered. Let me tell you, cracking into those beasts felt like a primal victory--sweet, buttery meat dripping down our wrists, shells flying everywhere. *Pro tip: Order the crab dirty (they leave the head uncleaned) so you don't miss out on that rich, custardy, crab broth goodness inside. Trust me, it's worth looking like a hot mess.
Fair warning: You will eave smelling like the sea, with shell shrapnel on your shirt and crab juice in places you didn't know existed. Embrace it. The vibe here is laid-back, the staff is chill (and patient with crab-cracking newbies), and the food? Unforgettable.
Grab a bib, a cold beer, and dive in. This is seafood the way it should be--loud, messy, and 100% delicious. ... And that's how you spend your 50th B-day lunch!!!