Craig G.
Yelp
Kickin it Old School. This well repurposed building has some old world charm with an elevated trendy menu that keeps with the school house theme. Plenty of indoor space, large bar and fun outdoor seating area with an Old Towne feels. Here is my grade card for for the Bacon-Wrapped Dates and Lunch Lady Sloppy Joe.
Culinary Report Card: Bacon-Wrapped Dates
These bacon-wrapped dates at School House Kitchen and Bar are the star student of the appetizer menu.
Subject: Flavor Composition (A+)
It's a classic case of opposites attract--the sweet, chewy date is the quiet, studious kid, while the salty, crispy bacon is the charming, rebellious one. When they finally got paired up with the goat cheese for this group project, the resulting flavor profile was valedictorian material. The balsamic glaze acts like a master's thesis, adding a complex, tangy layer of brilliance that ties the whole concept together. Seriously, this is a lesson in savory-sweet balance.
Overall Grade: Dean's List
If you skip this appetizer, you're cutting class on the best part of the menu. Don't be tardy--order them immediately. They're what you wish they'd served for lunch duty.
Lunch Lady Sloppy Joe: Pop Quiz Review
This isn't your average cafeteria food; it's the version that went to culinary school.
The seasoned beef and brioche are an A for effort, but the real genius is the Blue Cheese. That sharp, tangy bite is the bold, straight-A student that elevates the whole class.
The sweet potato tots are delicious and numerous--they're the overachieving sidekick.
The Catch: It gets a B- in structural integrity. Eating it is a mandatory clean-up on Aisle 3.
Quiz Grade: A (Dean's List). It's a little messy, but brilliantly executed. Don't cut class on this one.
Overall Grade: Summa Cum Laude (High Honors)
This isn't your mother's Sloppy Joe; it's the version that went to culinary school and got an MBA. It's a complex, highly satisfying sandwich that respects its heritage while boldly achieving new, delicious heights. Highly recommended field trip for your tastebuds.