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Disappointing Quality and Poor Execution – Screamin Mimi Pizza (Savannah, GA)
I was extremely disappointed with the slice I received from Screamin Mimi Pizza, and the attached photo clearly shows why.
Visual & Structural Issues
• Severe topping slide-off: Nearly all of the toppings have migrated to the very tip of the slice, leaving the top half almost bare. This is a clear sign of either improper baking, excessive grease, or the pizza sitting too long before serving.
• Collapsed structure: The slice has completely lost its integrity. A properly made slice should hold its toppings and maintain balance—this one visibly failed under its own weight.
• Uneven distribution: Pepperoni, sausage, mushrooms, onions, and green peppers are clumped together at the bottom, instead of being evenly spread. This suggests rushed assembly or careless topping placement.
Cheese & Sauce Problems
• Inconsistent cheese melt: The cheese appears uneven—over-melted and greasy in some areas, sparse in others. It lacks the uniform stretch and coverage expected from a quality slice.
• Watery or separated sauce: The sauce looks thin and broken in spots, contributing to the soggy appearance and causing toppings to slide rather than adhere.
Crust & Bake Quality
• Under-supported crust: While the crust edge looks moderately baked, the base appears unable to support the toppings. This often indicates incorrect dough hydration, insufficient bake time, or reheating issues.
• Grease saturation: The slice shows clear signs of grease pooling, especially near the bottom, which accelerates topping slippage and makes the slice unpleasant to eat by hand.
Overall Experience
This slice looks hastily prepared and poorly handled, more like leftover pizza reheated without care than a fresh, quality product. Pizza should be appetizing, structurally sound, and evenly composed—none of which applies here.
For a restaurant that presumably takes pride in its pizza, this level of execution is unacceptable. Based on this experience alone, I would not recommend Screaming Mimi Pizza and would seriously question their quality control and standards.
Photo attached for reference — the issues are clearly visible and speak for themselves.