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3-27 update: now that the initial love fest has worn off (you know, that "dating" period when a restaurant first opens and knocks your socks off), some more perspective...
I've got to knock this place down from 5 stars to 4. The pizza crust is weird. Super thin and MUSHY (not crispy like most "thin crust" pizzas). Guys, it's weird. As pizzas make up 1/2 of their lunch/dinner menu selection, this is a problem. I'm not saying don't try a pizza, but I'm warning you: be prepared to be disappointed. We've had/tried three pizzas. Enough to rule out a "bad pizza anomaly". The TOPPINGS are creative and delicious, but the crust is, well, important. Hopefully they figure this out, because I've had both better CAMP pizza and better frozen pizza from Target.
"THE burger" (Seaplane Burger) was also disappointing. It gives me absolutely no pleasure to report this. Seaplane seems to have fallen into the same old tired trap as some other restaurants: making burgers "Instagramable", instead of delicious and actually edible. It's SO FREAKING BIG, you need to CRUSH the two-patty behemoth (remember, this is the only burger they offer - it's not like I CHOSE a two-patty burger over a smaller option) with your hands, just to fit a corner of it into your mouth. It's a mess. They boast of how awesome the aged beef ("24 day dry aged beef") is...Meh. Pick-Quick, Five Guys, CaliBurger, Great State Burger, and Lunchbox Laboratory all easily beat the Seaplane Burger on taste, no question (and all for less money). And if you ASK for bacon (they don't OFFER bacon as an add 🤷♂️), they'll give you chopped bacon, not strips 🙈. Needless to say, I won't be having one again.
They DEFINITELY have a habit (more so than an average of all bars and restaurants I've ever been to in my life) of icing the heck out of their cocktails. 5-6 sips of the [delicious] "Compass Punch" and it (and $11 of your precious dollars) are gone. I mean, I'm happy to pay for well-prepared drinks with creative recipes and unique liquors (see: Lot No. 3 in downtown Bellevue), but when 5/8ths of the drink is green tea and pineapple juice, AND there's so much of that REALLY TINY ICE THAT FILLS ALL THE VOIDS SO THERE'S EVEN LESS LIQUOR IN YOUR COCKTAIL THAN OTHER RESTAURANTS AND BARS WHO USE 1" CUBES, you have to wonder just how hard the owners are laughing from the deck of their brand new Chris Craft. It's highway robbery. A shot of gin, pineapple juice and green tea with "tropical spices" - total liquid volume of maybe 4 ounces - plus a half pound of teeny tiny ice in a glass for $11? It's definitely delicious, but not I-will-continue-to-put-up-with-extortion delicious. Try the Finnriver Black Currant Cider ($8), instead. Delicious.
It's not like this place sucks or we're never coming back (4 stars is still very respectable), but they have a number of things to improve and refine before it's "to-die-for" 5-star category. Do come in for brunch (see original review)...It's what they're better at ;)
Note to management: YOU GUYS NEED TO PUT THOSE AMAZING ”CRISPY OLIVES” ON THE HAPPY HOUR MENU!!!!!!!! 😋
People, those olives are amazing: mozzarella filled castelvetrano olives with magic dust on the outside 🤷♂️
Original review: Coooooooool! It took long enough for Kemore to get a cool restaurant / bar. Same owners as Stoneburner (Ballard), Poquitos, Rhein Haus, Bastille, Macleod's (etc?).
The "Smoked Ham & Cheese Crispy Crepe" and Biscuits & Gravy (no quotations required) were our first meals and they were expertly prepared and FdCKING delicious. We tried several drinks and they were DUCKING amazing. A limited but delicious and carefully curated selection of wines and beers rounds out the alcohol selection. If you can't find something to drink, you're too picky.
Standing by for a pizza (to take home) before weighing in on that front, but by the looks and smells, it looks promising. Welcome to Kenmore, Seaplane!