Jake W.
Yelp
I am not one to write reviews, I even downloaded Yelp JUST for this review.
This place has probably the worst Chinese food I've ever put into my body. We ordered very basic/usual orders.
Orange Chicken
Chow Mein
Chicken Fried Rice
Egg Rolls (Sweet and Sour Sauce)
The Orange Chicken was absolutely horrible. The sauce tastes so bland, the texture is like pure rubber and I felt like I was chewing on silicone. Three times, not one, not two, THREE different times, I had to spit out the chicken nuggets due to it being pure cartilage. Horrible.
Chow Mein was moderate. Very unseasoned and had a small amount of flavor. The texture was decent. That is the only thing I can say was decent about this review.
The Chicken Fried Rice. You may think, who could even mess this up? Well look no further! If you want dry, overcooked, bland chicken fried rice that has the textural consistency of cement, then you have found it! I could barely break apart the rice itself, and it was cold as ice. The worst rice dish I have ever tried. Ever.
The Egg Rolls were soggy and cold as well. There was little to no flavor, which led me to plunge them into the Sweet and Sour Sauce, which tasted like battery acid. Super hideous flavor, that made me question if I was eating gasoline. No. No. And again, no.
Overall, if you are looking for a place to have Chinese food, DO NOT COME HERE. You will be highly disappointed that you spent a chunk of change on cardboard Egg Rolls and rubber Orange Chicken.
I'm sorry to leave such a poor review, I do believe I have a slight responsibility in protecting people's money and taste buds. GO SOMEWHERE ELSE.