Sexy Fish Miami

"Verdict: What a strange, strange restaurant. This place appears to have been designed by a mermaid on MDMA. The massive pink and blue dining room is covered in shiny sculptures of sea creatures that cost so much money it’ll make you mad. But as visually chaotic as this place is, the food is incredibly boring by comparison. " - ryan pfeffer, virginia otazo, mariana trabanino

"Oh no, Messi. No. No, no. We’re going to give him the benefit of the doubt and assume this dinner at an uncomfortably sexual seafood clubstaurant was Sergio Busquets’ idea. Shame on you, Sergio. This place makes bad sushi and has a life-size figure of Daniel Craig as James Bond standing at a urinal, for some reason. Messi deserves better.  " - ryan pfeffer, mariana trabanino

"This over-the-top restaurant is both a feast for the eyes and the palate. Offering an expansive selection at $30/per person (Monday through Sunday), diners can select from starters like salmon tartare with Korean spice, tiger prawn tempura, burrata kimchi, and prawn crackers. Main dishes include salmon teriyaki, grilled sea bass, spiced skirt steak, and miso-roasted cauliflower. Passionfruit chawanmushi and chocolate delice round out the meal." - Alona Martinez

"Sexy Fish Miami’s “Maki Hour” happy hour offers five $12 cocktails and bites every weekday from 4 p.m. to 7 p.m. Against a backdrop of vinyl sounds, the menu includes a variety of sashimi and nigiri, as well as tempuras like salt and pepper squid, alongside cocktails ranging from the fruity Making Waves to the tangy A Drop in the Ocean." - Alona Martinez

"Even in a genre of dining as supremely weird as the clubstaurant, Sexy Fish stands out as the most bizarre. Where to even start with this place? There’s a life-size figure of Daniel Craig as James Bond in the men’s bathroom, positioned right by the entrance in a way meant to scare the living shit out of you. The massive pink and blue dining room is covered in shiny sculptures of sea creatures that cost so much money it’ll make you mad. This place is what would happen if The Little Mermaid spent too much time in Ibiza. Why do people come here? Mostly to take photos of the ridiculous things we just mentioned. The menu is a mix of sushi and a Mad Libs of rich people foods like wagyu, foie gras, and truffle. It’s pretty whatever and incredibly boring. It’s also what people are paying the least attention to here, especially during dinner service, when the dining room turns into a hallucinogenic fever dream of nautical go-go dancers and sparkly bottle service. " - ryan pfeffer