Samantha G.
Yelp
So you want to go to the Farmer's Market, eh? Well, I hope you like dogs and their Type-A owners, who have already jogged several miles by 9 am in their perfectly tailored LuLulemon gear, and are now off to pick up fresh foods for their perfect children who are on vegetarian diets at age 2. Because you'll see a lot of that here.
But you'll also see a lot of wonderful fresh produce, humanely raised meats, fresh local dairy and eggs, and interesting prepared foods (and, of course, all the dedicated people who bring said products to our lazy city-slicker booties). This is pretty much the biggest, baddest Farmer's market in Austin, and it is not afraid to be who it is.
If you want something very specific, do get there early. Foodie Things tend to sell out quickly here, but almost all producers are amenable to making special arrangements to bring you an order if you can place it in advance.
The parking is rather ample for downtown, but even if you can't park close, the whole point is to go for a stroll, no? Just do yourself a favor and stop by the coffee stand first. They give you 1 free refill for your $2 cup, so that's like $1/cup, right? It will make your experience that much more enjoyable. While you're at it, get a ginger cream scone from the Cake and Spoon, but do tell them to save one for Samantha G, won't you? Or march down to the Zubik House for a kolache. You know what? Do whatever you want. I don't care. I'm only trying to help.
Also, bring cash or be prepared to barter with your vegetarian baby.
Sometimes the crowds can get large, and there is a pretty good chance that a dog recently peed right where you're walking. But at the Farmer's Market, that's called fertilizer, so get over it, you dirty capitalist, you.