Paul K.
Yelp
I ordered one (1) single slice. It seemed expensive but the pie looked good.
I was then served two (2) slices.
I told the counter person I only wanted one (1) slice.
She replied, sounding a tad annoyed, like she was sick of explaining, that they didn't sell one (1) slice, rather, those ordering one (1) single slice were to be served two (2) slices.
Why, I asked, did she not inform me at the time I ordered one (1) single slice that they did not serve individual slices, only pairs?
She told me that's the way they do things at Slice
Now one is one and two is two* and three is three and four is four**. A lot of sciencey stuff depends on numbers having fixed and immutable values so I don't appreciate some damned pizza joint redefining reality and shitting on mathematics, physics, and cryptology etc.
Not the mention that the place is called Slice.
Why, I asked, is the store named "Slice" if one can't purchase one (1) single slice? Shouldn't it be called "Slices"?
I was going to eat the two slices anyway, but the counter person's expression was so humorless and loathsome I returned my slices and left.
BTW, it was lunchtime and there were zero (0) other customers there.
That is why I am giving them two (2) stars, keeping in mind that I serve my two (2) star reviews with one (1) star.
* num·ber noun
1. an arithmetical value, expressed by a word, symbol, or figure, representing a particular quantity and used in counting and making calculations and for showing order in a series or for identification.
"she dialed the number carefully".
2. a quantity or amount.
** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_eSwq1ewsU