Cody B.
Yelp
Snarf's - "it's time". They say to truly master a skill, you must invest 10,000 hours into practicing. For this reason I have eaten roughly 10,000 Snarf's sandwiches before writing this review. This will be the final word and there will be no need for additional reviews.
Let's start with the good: all of the vegetarian sandwiches rule. They're all very good. This is aside from the eggplant parm which doesn't count because it's limited - for a reason, it's not great! Too heavy. It's not bad though. All the mushroom ones are good. You can say 'choke me if you're ordering the artichoke feta, but only do that if the cashier is your friend. Choking fetash joke not appropriate for a stranger.
There are so many vegetable possibilities. I like to put "extra munchrooms pls" when I order on the app and sometimes to they do it. Who can say why? I could write a novel about how fking good their pickles and hot peppers are. Every ingredient is at least average or much better, and folks, that equals a great sandwich.
So review over then, okay, perfect score? Nope, time to answer for your many crimes, Snarf! There is no gentle way to put this: your menu is full of major Duds. It almost feels cruel to write some of them explicitly without first giving you a chance to remove them from your menu: The Hot Dog w/ Bacon & American Cheese, Egg Salad & American Cheese, Tuna & American Cheese. Bad call! Just remove all of the items whose names end with & American Cheese. I don't have an issue with that type of cheese; I think it's good cheese, but your instincts for when to include it in the sandwich title are just a major tell of a real stinky sandwich. If you need to "phase them out by 2025" or whatever, that's fine. I'm sure there's a warehouse full of hot dogs you got a bargain on that needs to be emptied. Can't think of another explanation.
Ok, final thoughts. There was a really funny thread on Nextdoor (our favorite website) about how some random homeowner got in an altercation with one of your employees because he was throwing away some trash at a dumpster. Hard to sum it up really, but it was very funny! Unhinged. I like how hostile that dumpster outside your store is now. It has like a 1984 eyeball on it and says "Use this dumpster if you dare" or something lol.
Look, you guys have the best sandwiches in Colorado, so I gotta give you a courtesy 5, but it's painful to see some of the menu decisions. I'm choosing to take the high road and be tolerant here, but man.
5 dogs outta 5