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Just cause you know my raps, don't mean you KNOW ME
Just cause you're from Iowa don't mean you OWE ME
Just cause you're a Showgirl does not make you NOMI
Just cause you own a home don't make you my HOMIE
Just cause you think you like me don't mean you can BL** ME
Just cause you're Michelle does not make me ROMY
Just cause you have a report button don't mean you can SLOW ME
And just cause you've had Taiyaki, don't mean you've had SOMI SOMI
Just cause you watch wrestling don't mean you can THROW ME
Just cause you're from Watts does not make you NAOMI
Just cause your name starts with M don't make you BONEY
Just cause you're an island don't make you CONEY
Just cause you're Ginuwine don't make you a PONY
Just cause you have a phone don't mean you're not a PHONY
Just cause you went to ancestry.com don't make you SHOSHONE
And you may have had Custard Fish but have you had SOMI SOMI?
Just cause your Uni's next to a Brook, don't make it STONY
Just cause you like Tigers don't make you TONY
Just cause you like lunch meat does not make you BOLOGNA
Just cause you hit it like a drum don't make it a TIMPANI
Just cause you slip her the salami don't make it PEPPERONI
Just cause you like Macarons don't make you MACARONI
Just cause you give me UFCs don't make you my CHRONY
And just cause you're in Katy you must visit SOMI SOMI!
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The best custard fish I've had in the US, even though it's a chain. Kevin's in Toronto is my fave, but down here it doesn't get better than Somi Somi.
What to get: Custard Flavour Taiyaki
What not to get: Takoyaki or Teriyaki - not the same thing and they don't sell them here
What? Fish with custard: It's not actual fish. It's a dessert that's shaped like a fish.
But ew, it tastes like fish?!: It literally only tastes like pastry and custard. It's so good. No fish.
And no I'm not catfishing you. There's no fish involved, period.
If you want some of the best little custard fish AKA Taiyaki, then you won't get much better than this. They taste amazing and will burn your mouth because they're so hot, which I recommend, because everything is better piping hot.
I don't love the other flavours, but Barbi likes some of them. Personally I think that the custard ones are magnificent, and that's the way to go. It's the traditional flavour anyway, so it's the place to start. The Nutella ones are excellent too.
I know that it's a chain that is all over the place, but it's very much worth your time. When you're in Katy, I highly suggest you try both this chain, and the SweetHoney chain next to it. Really delicious stuff.
And that calls for another round of rap.
Pro sport may be rigged, so let's eat some RIGATONI
I'm feeling kinda lonely so let's make some CANNELONI
It's cold in Minnesota so let's warm up MINESTRONE
And if you want some warm custard then come try SOMI SOMI
I have the best browser, like Trace Adkins it's so CHROMEY
To view Barbi's tongue out eye roll pix she calls LOBOTOMY
Bots Wanna rig elections like when Trump's in GABORONE
But you can't rig the taste of perfect treats at SOMI SOMI
Now I have to do a Channing Tatum to Ginuwine's PONY
And girls out there should know I'm kinda LONELY
And girls from Missouri, feel free to SHOW ME
Anything you like and then we'll go to SOMI SOMI
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