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Abe Froman was the Sausage King of Chicago. Now there are two reviews which begin with the same Matthew Broderick reference. HOW PSYCHADELIC IS THAT. (drops mic)
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What to get: ready-to-eat snack size sausages of all varieties.
What else: I've censored this review to be more Yelp-friendly, and if you actually read it, it is most definitely about a first-hand experience because I "come" here all the time. In fact I even have a Spar's t-shirt that says "I come for big salty sausages (that I can barely fit in my mouth)."
So I went in here with no money, and asked for free sausages. "We sell sausages, we don't give them away," they said. I responded, "but don't you have any Spares? After all your name is SPARES, right?" Needless to say I was asked to leave.
Spar's is an absolute gem. Everyone and their mother and their dog (especially if the dog is a sausage dog) should check it out. Their products are unique and remarkable and delicious. Their small ready-to-eat sausages absolutely rock my world. I could have eaten so many of them in a row that I would have gotten fat(ter). They are delicious and greasy and spicy and incredible. I think they supply meat products to Mes Que too, which is why Mes Que's charcuterie (for under $10, no less) is delicious. And spicy and greasy, just the way I like my sausages. And my men. And my men's sausages.
Now when I went in here, I learned they are Arsenal fans. I'm a Liverpool fan. I was like, yelling at them, "you guys should be SPURS fans. After all your name is SPURS, right?" Needless to say I was asked to leave.
Some of them taste like chorizo, some like salami, some like chippolata, but they're all remarkable. They have free samples too (yay) so you can find out just how good they are without spending a penny, but once you do, you will buy some.
And when I went in here, I was actually looking to buy some molds and fungi. Not a fun guy, I mean I am a fun guy and I am always up for fun with a guy, but an actual mushroom of sorts. So I was like "where are your SPORES? After all your name is SPORES right?" Needless to say I was asked to leave.
The sad part is that most people I speak to have never heard of Spar's. I used to drive to Cleveland just to get Beef Jerky from the West Side Market (omg, I can't even spell it, but try it, Czuchraj Meats or something), but little did I know that we had some meats here that are just as mid-to-high price, just as iffy service (but way better, because Spars gives away free stuff), and just as incredibly delicious.
But when I went in here, I was like, my gf wants to get pregnant and I'm firing blanks, can you give me something to inject into her to get her preggo. Not prego like Italian food but preggers like Arnie in "Junior." And they were like saywhat and I was like, "you know, some SP*RMS? After all your name is SP*RMS right?" Needless to say I was asked to leave.