Fox E.
Yelp
I know this might sound kinda hokey,
But friends in L.A. are quite Cokey,
Including several ex's,
Meanwhile I'm in Texas,
Because my drugs are Boba and Poke.
This clean, fresh, bright and friendly Poke shop is part of Katy Asian Town, and we always enjoy coming here for a tasty, healthy snack.
Edited review for content. Now for a rap.
Hey my name's Fox and you're kinda CUTE
I have a reputation for being a BRUTE
I often go for dinner in my birthday SUIT
When I walk in, the TV puts itself on MUTE
Do I like boys or girls? The question's MOOT
And I like to do American Pie with my FLUTE
If you have a camera, you might wanna SHOOT
Cause I drop more bombs than they do in BEIRUT
I'm always on the lookout for a new RECRUIT
My reviews are offensive and I don't DILUTE
I tried to tone it down but it won't COMPUTE
Another business owner just filed a LAWSUIT
But if you read the words, I'm quite ASTUTE
Global expertise but without the SNOOT
So if your Poke knowledge is somewhat MINUTE
Come and get some here at SQUARE ROOT!
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Portions aren't huge but then neither is your boyfriend's shirt. I had quite a lot of bad Poke and some mediocre stuff, but this one was pretty good. It wasn't one of the best 3 or 4 that I've had in the Houston area, but it was definitely satisfying, and even though it's a little bit expensive for Katy, it's pretty affordable compared to the ones down in Midtown.
The decor is really nice here, and it's located right in the middle of the fancy shiny new Katy Asian Town which has so many Asian businesses for you to come and try. And this should definitely be one of them, to go with all the great Boba over here such as Yan Tea, Fuji Tea, and Tea Top, as well as Happy Lemon.
Wasn't sure between 4 or 5 stars, but it's locally owned, not a chain, and that seals the five-star deal.
In conclusion. This is a very nice poke place with very delicious stuff. We had a nice poke Bowl here for about mid price. It's definitely one that we would come back to and enjoy again in future.
You've done all your labour, now give me your FRUIT
You'll be impressed when you see me SALUTE
I wanna jump on you without a PARACHUTE
Draw from days at the house of ILL REPUTE
And use my expertise as a PROSTITUTE
(And now that you know that, don't PERSECUTE)
(And if you're law enforcement, don't PROSECUTE)
(And if I get a death sentence, don't ELECTROCUTE)
(Only backwards barbaric nations EXECUTE)
(Anyway, where was I, let's not CONVOLUTE)
So we'll do it like an Alaskan MALAMUTE
And afterwards you'll know, there's no SUBSTITUTE
But first, before I bring you into DISREPUTE
My dinner suggestion is ABSOLUTE
Cause no other Poke house has this ATTRIBUTE
The only route we need to take is SQUARE ROOT
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