Johnny N.
Yelp
I'm a straight L'Industrie stan, so when my roommate sent me a video of Cello's Pizza that mentioned it was started by a L'Industrie alum, I knew I had to get over there.
He went before I did and I got a text that had a picture of the Cello's pep and jalapeño slice along with a slew of messages:
"OMG... THIS MY FAV SLICE IN THE CITY...WOW...THIS IS CRAZY...DEAR GOD THAT WAS FKN INSANE...BRO I SWEAR THIS MY #1... NOT EVEN A CLOSE 2ND...YOU HEAR THOSE FOOTSTEPS L'INDUSTRIE???"
A bit dramatic, but I have been begging, PLEADING for a slice close to L'Industries caliber anywhere remotely close to me. I paused the 1 hour 42 minute video of the Kobe Bryant 05-06 Season Highlights I was watching, got off the couch, and went straight there. It was my bat signal.
When I stepped into Cello's at 5pm on a Sunday, there was NO line. A few people in there, but I was shocked at how dead it was. I walked up and ordered a slice of cheese ($4) and a slice of the pep & jalapeño ($5). The prices are actually reasonable for the Lower East Side, not an East Village Pizza where a slice of pep runs you $6.25, smh.
The pep & jalapeño was an S-tier slice. Fresh jalapeño and pepperoni both with a slight crisp, the perfect amount of hot honey drizzle, no flop on the crust, and a little grated cheese to top it off. An ideal crunch on every bite, it was spiritual. Pure artistry.
But for me, that spicy salami slice from L'Industrie is still in a league of its own. God-tier.
However, I speculate that it could be God-tier if the slice was fresh, as mine was reheated in the pizza oven. L'Industries slices are always fresh out of the oven as there is a line from open to close. They are always making fresh pies and slices due to sheer necessity.
Shoutout to James Jaworski, who was formerly at L'Industrie, and is the Head Chef here at Cello's. He specializes in advanced dough making/fermentation techniques, AND IT SHOWS! Keep doing your thing. East Village needed this.
Thank the good lord Jesus Christ, there is finally a fantastic slice of Pizza in the East Village.
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