Heather B.
Yelp
You know the song from Wicked that goes something like, "Loathing, unadulterated loathing"
Yeah. That's how I feel about this Starbucks.
Usually, I'd think it pointless to review a chain, but after two years of trying to run in here for a quick caffeine fix, I've got to wonder how one place can be so consistently poorly run.
Gah, I don't even know where to start.
If I were to try to defend it, I would say that it just can't handle all of the business it gets. It's tough to get a seat, and the lines are ridiculous. For a while, it seemed understaffed, but now they've got all kinds of people floating around. The line to order goes quickly with a cashier, a bakery server, and a cup writer all waiting to meet your needs.
And then you wait for your drink.
And you will wait.
And you'll watch drinks appear with no one to claim them, because the drinks are consistently made wrong.
Last week, after waiting ten minutes for my soy chai and seeing people who came in after me leave with their lattes, I asked, "Is there a soy chai coming?"
"Oh, yeah," said the barista who had been singing and dancing behind the espresso machine. "I'm remaking it. I didn't realize it was soy the first time."
In the time I'd been waiting, I'd seen the two baristas throw out two other drinks that they'd made wrong. I'm not an expert on fancy coffee-making, but that seems a bit inefficient, like something's going wrong here.
Honestly, they need another espresso machine, and they need to shift some of their staff members to operate it. I'm not sure where they'd fit it, though, but something's gotta give.
Like others have said, there's another Starbucks a block away on Chestnut with ample seating, friendly staff, and MUCH better service. It's quicker for me to walk a block out of my way than it is to wait through this hot mess.