Alli D.
Yelp
One of the major perks of being a teacher is all the little gifts you get, which usually take the form of Starbucks cards. More of them than I know what to do with, really, because it wouldn't normally wouldn't be my top choice of coffee places. But am I stupid enough to say no to free coffee? No.
I went here today, fully expecting to give it only 2 stars, because it IS like the McDonald's of the espresso world. Grudgingly, though, I'm going to have to give it three.
Unable to park in their itty-bitty, four-car lot. -1
Upon entering, the smell of a grease fire (or was that just their breakfast sandwich oven?) assaulted me. -1
While there was a ghastly line, the baristas were on top of things and it moved through quickly (Do you ever feel like a cow being herded at places like this?!). +1
Of course, because they're in such a frenzy, they say little more than "Hi!", "What can I get you?" and "Have a great day!" -1
Their baked goods are abysmal. Reading the little display cards, it all sounds so yummy, but then you look at the actual product and it's all just mass-produced crap. And tastes like a sponge. -1
The drip coffee I ordered was hotter than Hades and black as death. Just the way I like it. (No, I'm not a devil worshipper!) +1