Felix W.
Yelp
Right, you go in, and the whole show is covered in stucco (get this) to look like a cave! Yeah, so it's like you're really in a cave. So, take a wrong turn off Dalston Junction, and you find yourself in a cave. With a waterfall, a 'real' waterfall running down a wall, at the back of the cave.
And funnily enough, inside the cave, you find yourself being served Turkish food. On 'real' stone tables. But hey, I won't press the thrill of the cave too far, because the food is actually pretty decent. So, I went for the buffet, the all-you-can-eat buffet for £5.50. And you know how I'm a vegetarian? Well, I could fill a plate and a half of very decent Turkish cuisine with no meat included! Lovely stuff, stuffed aubergines, olives, tasty rice and vege mezze and that. Don't know what it was all called, but there's a big mix big choice. And there is a strange thrill about eating in a cave.
Other noteworthy thing of interest, went in and they're playing some weird European prog without any beat or musical motif, just repeated ambient refrains. Which was a suitably surreal touch, to a fun meal out, in a cave